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The Darkling Wolf

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22230 on: November 14, 2012, 01:23:24 pm »

My plans for the zombie apocalypse are to chill out. Because my entire landmass has a lower population than a small city.
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« Reply #22231 on: November 14, 2012, 01:23:34 pm »

4 friends and merciless raiding on shops.

After the population of zombies dies down some (decay, starvation, w.e.) we establish a permenant home, with guards and escape vehicles.

Get plenty of ciggeretts and alcohol and the like for the high value that will have.
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« Reply #22232 on: November 14, 2012, 01:25:23 pm »

4 friends and merciless raiding on shops.

After the population of zombies dies down some (decay, starvation, w.e.) we establish a permenant home, with guards and escape vehicles.

Get plenty of ciggeretts and alcohol and the like for the high value that will have.

But what about the other millions of people that plan on raiding stores for supplies when the apocalypse come? There will be dangerous competition there.
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« Reply #22233 on: November 14, 2012, 01:26:41 pm »

Go hug zombies and join the winning team.
Humans are all assholes anyway, might as well join the assholes with a concrete objective.
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« Reply #22234 on: November 14, 2012, 01:28:24 pm »

I would go into the city 8) .  If I am to die in the apocolypse Im going to do it trying to survive/make sure my genes survive.

edit: Material/technologies will be what save lives in any apocolyptic setting.  Your ability to survive and help others is directly linked to your ability to provide these subsidiaries.
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« Reply #22235 on: November 14, 2012, 01:29:45 pm »

You've never read the Zombie Survival Guide, have you?

The cities are the worst places to survive a zombie apocalypse.
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« Reply #22236 on: November 14, 2012, 01:30:47 pm »

Again, the best way to survive is to join the winning team. Security in anonymity and difficulty in dying.
It is seriously the best choice.
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« Reply #22237 on: November 14, 2012, 01:31:01 pm »

Not really. Cities have places for you to shelter. Freezing to death out in the woods or getting mauled by wild animals isn't much different from getting eaten by a zombie.
Again, the best way to survive is to join the winning team. Security in anonymity and difficulty in dying.
It is seriously the best choice.
The team that has a single species as its food, method of reproduction and primary predator isn't the winning team :P
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« Reply #22238 on: November 14, 2012, 01:31:31 pm »

Heh. British homes are all castles. Only problem is food.

Yeah, I already know how I could secure my area. If we're lucky we can get a double decker bus to secure the main road, otherwise we'll have to just secure the lake and everything around it. All with fields of overlapping view and riverside access. Worse comes to worse, it'd be a matter of evacuating across the Thames.

You've never read the Zombie Survival Guide, have you?

The cities are the worst places to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Depends what city. European ones tend to have been built with defense in mind, and more modern constructions with security in mind. Only problem is food, which still most urban areas would not fail to acquire unless some catastrophic infrastructure collapse occurred. Cities are resilient hives of humanity.

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« Reply #22239 on: November 14, 2012, 01:32:22 pm »

Not really. Cities have places for you to shelter. Freezing to death out in the woods or getting mauled by wild animals isn't much different from getting eaten by a zombie.
Wild animals can be scared off and don't outnumber you by potentially millions. Plus you can't eat the zombies you kill. I'd rather live in the wilderness.
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« Reply #22240 on: November 14, 2012, 01:33:00 pm »

Zombie survival guide is full of BS. City has the least amount of dangerous organisms likely to be zombified, plenty of defensible structures, and the security forces to easily contain a zombie threat.

It's the countryside that would quickly fall to the zombie menace. Unless we're talking disease-based rage zombies, in which case, well, I'm pretty sure you're screwed regardless.

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Wild animals can be scared off and don't outnumber you by potentially millions. Plus you can't eat the zombies you kill. I'd rather live in the wilderness.
Unless they are zombies and why not?
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« Reply #22241 on: November 14, 2012, 01:33:27 pm »

See, I have the advantage of living in a country with a population of 4 million :P
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« Reply #22242 on: November 14, 2012, 01:33:49 pm »

You've never read the Zombie Survival Guide, have you?

The cities are the worst places to survive a zombie apocalypse.

I have, and depending on the type of zombies (rager vs. Romero) you can certainly do it.  I mean small city, not New York City.

After the chaos the only solution is to grab and go.

Edit:  What Glyphgraph says, essentially.
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« Reply #22243 on: November 14, 2012, 01:34:52 pm »

I think ya'll are missing the point. Cities are full of PEOPLE, which generally get TURNED INTO ZOMBIES in this sort of event. MILLIONS OF ZOMBIES. Instead of two hundred or whatever in Podunk, Middleofnowhere.
Not to mention, people can be far more dangerous than zombies. Bandits, and other assorted nasty people who don't want to share resources after the end, would be far more dangerous than zombies.
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« Reply #22244 on: November 14, 2012, 01:35:24 pm »

Zombie survival guide is full of BS. City has the least amount of dangerous organisms likely to be zombified, plenty of defensible structures, and the security forces to easily contain a zombie threat.

It's the countryside that would quickly fall to the zombie menace. Unless we're talking disease-based rage zombies, in which case, well, I'm pretty sure you're screwed regardless.

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Wild animals can be scared off and don't outnumber you by potentially millions. Plus you can't eat the zombies you kill. I'd rather live in the wilderness.
Unless they are zombies and why not?
ZSG doesn't go by Resident Evil rules of Everything Can Be A Zombie. Just humans. Zombie flesh is extremely toxic and filled with the virus. So cities are terribad for surviving.

Also what Hans said.
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