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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14485483 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20295 on: October 23, 2012, 03:50:03 pm »

Written smut has the issue of often failing to balance the story/sex ratio. Too much sex and it's boring as hell. Too much story and it's not sexy.

'Tis a once in a while thing for me, when I'm feeling romantic or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20296 on: October 23, 2012, 03:51:38 pm »

We have the right to like weird stuff as long as we don't force it on the unwilling.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20297 on: October 23, 2012, 03:51:52 pm »

I find it's much sexier if it's mostly story with some smut. Makes it seem much more natural when everyone isn't boning everything that moves.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20298 on: October 23, 2012, 03:52:17 pm »

speaking of which: am I the only annoyed by Sinfest's trike girl dead horses?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20299 on: October 23, 2012, 03:52:28 pm »

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« Reply #20300 on: October 23, 2012, 03:52:49 pm »

I just remembered another WTF, pertaining to written smut. I stumbled across some hypno stuff. My first thought was 'This is a thing?', then I read some. And it was good. WTF, brain?
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« Reply #20301 on: October 23, 2012, 03:56:12 pm »

I remember trying some audio stories and laughing at the bad voice acting.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20302 on: October 23, 2012, 03:56:50 pm »

Hence why written is always better.
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« Reply #20303 on: October 23, 2012, 03:56:59 pm »

Audio stories in general usually have pretty terrible VAs for some reason.
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« Reply #20304 on: October 23, 2012, 03:58:49 pm »

Audio stories in general usually have pretty terrible VAs for some reason.

"Hey, high-quality VA, want to voice a character in a smutty audionovel (for subpar pay)?"


Same reason why Sean Connery was never in a porno. Or so I assume.
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« Reply #20305 on: October 23, 2012, 04:01:15 pm »

...Did I just derail the thread into a discussion on the merits of porn in different mediums?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20306 on: October 23, 2012, 04:02:24 pm »

I remember trying some audio stories and laughing at the bad voice acting.

Audio stories in general usually have pretty terrible VAs for some reason.

"Hey, high-quality VA, want to voice a character in a smutty audionovel (for subpar pay)?"


Same reason why Sean Connery was never in a porno. Or so I assume.
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My brothers wife's part time job is doing porn-audio, mostly of the books on tape variety, she even does some custom one off stuff for peoples self written smut.
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« Reply #20307 on: October 23, 2012, 04:03:12 pm »

How can this line of discussion occur without our Fapmaster Supreme?
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« Reply #20308 on: October 23, 2012, 04:04:22 pm »


My brothers wife's part time job is doing porn-audio, mostly of the books on tape variety, she even does some custom one off stuff for peoples self written smut.
Now you'll forever be branded as the guy whose sister-in-law is a pornstar.
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« Reply #20309 on: October 23, 2012, 04:04:39 pm »

...Did I just derail the thread into a discussion on the merits of porn in different mediums?
Yes.


If I want a good plot with my porn, I tend to go with graphic novels. 90% of them are terrible of course, but some are pretty good. I was impressed with one recently that actually handled rape in a reasonable way, rather than glorifying it as something acceptable.

My brothers wife's part time job is doing porn-audio, mostly of the books on tape variety, she even does some custom one off stuff for peoples self written smut.
Neat. Or horrifying. I guess it depends what she's reading :P
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