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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19560 on: October 11, 2012, 05:52:49 pm »
You should rage against the lack of monetary funds then, so you can get back to your previous rebellion. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19561 on: October 11, 2012, 06:02:17 pm »
Immortality doesn't need money if you're already dead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19562 on: October 11, 2012, 06:05:45 pm »
That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody.
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« Reply #19563 on: October 11, 2012, 06:08:31 pm »
One of my (many) rebellious high school moments:

I had taken to rollerblading from class to class. I liked being on wheels, and I usually went rollerblading after scarfing down lunch, so why bother ever taking them off?

Twice going by a particular teachers door (note: the school was just one long hallway... well, two, since it was two floors. This was on the first floor.), twice, they came out and reprimanded me, saying if they ever caught me rollerblading in the hall again they'd see to it was I was kicked out of the school completely.

My minor rebellion was to thus always use the second floor from then on when I would have to pass by their room. Which was fine with me, really, stairs are fun in rollerblades.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19564 on: October 11, 2012, 06:19:40 pm »
In art class this morning, over a fine pot of !!Clay!!, me and a friend got to discussing watermelons.
Many racist jokes spewed forth.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19565 on: October 11, 2012, 06:23:03 pm »
clay=watermelons=racist? what?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19566 on: October 11, 2012, 06:24:05 pm »
African americans have a couple food stereotypes. Watermelon is one of them. Apparently, they love it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19567 on: October 11, 2012, 06:24:44 pm »
As well as Chicken. Or so the racists would have one believe.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19568 on: October 11, 2012, 06:25:43 pm »
Quote from: OREOSOME on October 11, 2012, 06:24:44 pm
As well as Chicken. Or so the racists would have one believe.
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« Reply #19569 on: October 11, 2012, 06:26:03 pm »
well, white guys sopositly love pig guts... we callit hot dogs.
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« Reply #19570 on: October 11, 2012, 06:26:47 pm »
Oh racism, you so silly. ::)
I'm pretty sure people of all ethnicities love watermelon. Except for me, of course.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19571 on: October 11, 2012, 06:27:45 pm »
See, I heard, those of a less white skin tone, have a more.... 'special' love for watermelon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19572 on: October 11, 2012, 06:28:31 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on October 11, 2012, 06:26:47 pm
Oh racism, you so silly. ::)
I'm pretty sure people of all ethnicities love watermelon. Except for me, of course.

You do not like the melon of water? HEATHEN!

* Vorthon levels a crossbow at Yoink.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19573 on: October 11, 2012, 06:29:29 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 11, 2012, 06:28:31 pm
Quote from: Yoink on October 11, 2012, 06:26:47 pm
Oh racism, you so silly. ::)
I'm pretty sure people of all ethnicities love watermelon. Except for me, of course.

You do not like the melon of water? HEATHEN!

* Vorthon levels a crossbow at Yoink.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #19574 on: October 11, 2012, 06:34:40 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 11, 2012, 06:28:31 pm
Quote from: Yoink on October 11, 2012, 06:26:47 pm
Oh racism, you so silly. ::)
I'm pretty sure people of all ethnicities love watermelon. Except for me, of course.

You do not like the melon of water? HEATHEN!

* Vorthon levels a crossbow at Yoink.

:P
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