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[Corai]

If I see that kid again, I will go complete homo on him. Complete with sexy talk. Screw the onlookers, I want him to be creeped out.

[Hanslanda]

Well, the joke, such as it is, is that forcing lesbians to have sex with other women probably wouldn't "cure" them of homosexuality. I mean... maybe? I don't know. But I don't think that'd be how you go about it. Not that there's actually any way whatsoever to "go about it". S'just... yeah, I'unno.

I know how to 'cure' lesbians of homosexuality. Just ask my LF, I think she's on the verge. I kid, I kid.

If I see that kid again, I will go complete homo on him. Complete with sexy talk. Screw the onlookers, I want him to be creeped out.

Dude, you are awesome.

[kaijyuu]

Just like I'm "on the verge" of corrupting you, Hans


And yeah, that'd be awesome Corai, but I'd be careful. Don't want you to get bullied or something for it

[misko27]

Well, the joke, such as it is, is that forcing lesbians to have sex with other women probably wouldn't "cure" them of homosexuality. I mean... maybe? I don't know. But I don't think that'd be how you go about it. Not that there's actually any way whatsoever to "go about it". S'just... yeah, I'unno.

I know. But I tired so hard to find one. I combed over every different angle, all possible puns, but they all came off wrong.

See, I thought about including a joke here, BUT I COULDN't THINK OF ONE.

DAMN IT.

Well, the joke, such as it is, is that forcing lesbians to have sex with other women probably wouldn't "cure" them of homosexuality. I mean... maybe? I don't know. But I don't think that'd be how you go about it. Not that there's actually any way whatsoever to "go about it". S'just... yeah, I'unno.

I know how to 'cure' lesbians of homosexuality. Just ask my LF, I think she's on the verge. I kid, I kid.

If I see that kid again, I will go complete homo on him. Complete with sexy talk. Screw the onlookers, I want him to be creeped out.

Dude, you are awesome.

WAIT I HAVE ONE. Imply that the real cure for homosexuality is constant gay sex, to illustrate how unfulfilling it is. Ask him to volunteer to help the cause.

[Corai]

I would explain why I am not afraid of being bullied, but i'd be branded internet badass.

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Face > Waterfountain.

[misko27]

I would explain why I am not afraid of being bullied, but i'd be branded internet badass.

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Face > Waterfountain.

Thats one solution. Mine is to be 6 feet tall and stand imposingly. Cross my arms if really serious. Everyone at my school is short for some reason.

[Fenrir]

I would explain why I am not afraid of being bullied, but i'd be branded internet badass.

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Face > Waterfountain.

Your face is greater than a water fountain?

[Aklyon]

I would explain why I am not afraid of being bullied, but i'd be branded internet badass.

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Face > Waterfountain.

Your face is greater than a water fountain?

His face is tougher than waterfountain?

[Corai]

I would explain why I am not afraid of being bullied, but i'd be branded internet badass.

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Face > Waterfountain.

Your face is greater than a water fountain?

His face is tougher than waterfountain?

His face was in more pain than the water fountain.

[Hanslanda]

Just like I'm "on the verge" of corrupting you, Hans

We are at approximately .78% gay at this moment. In another few weeks, it might even be a whole percent!

[Wrex]

Heh. I think we all have a psychotic break story to share

[kaijyuu]

Just like I'm "on the verge" of corrupting you, Hans

We are at approximately .78% gay at this moment. In another few weeks, it might even be a whole percent!

Woo hoo! 1% bi is still enough to work with!

I'll get the romantic candles and the wine and...

[Tellemurius]

i'll bring a 20d dice, now its a party.

[kaijyuu]

Fuck yes. Romantic D&D.

[Hanslanda]

I would explain why I am not afraid of being bullied, but i'd be branded internet badass.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Face > Waterfountain.

Your face is greater than a water fountain?

His face is tougher than waterfountain?

His face was in more pain than the water fountain.

Mine still wins. Although I didn't physically injure anyone. Yours is still more physically badass.

Just like I'm "on the verge" of corrupting you, Hans

We are at approximately .78% gay at this moment. In another few weeks, it might even be a whole percent!

Woo hoo! 1% bi is still enough to work with!

I'll get the romantic candles and the wine and...

 

i'll bring a 20d dice, now its a party.

ORGY! DND PARTY!