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[kaijyuu]

That's not good! xD

[Hanslanda]

Eh, it could be a lot worse. I could be bleeding right now...

Oh wait.

[Loud Whispers]

Hans, your hands really need medical attention.

I need a dedicated team of physicians for my hands. It's becoming a little ridiculous. I look at them and I'm like, "Okay, so two parts not covered in scar tissue. That's pretty good. *slice* Oops, well that's that I guess."

I can't even remember where I got most of the scars on my hands anymore :x

• Sliced on rusty ship
• Stung by coral
• Stabbed with scalpel (by accident)
• Bit cut off with scissors (didn't go all the way, healed)
• Numerous scraps/cuts
• Stabbed with pen (multiple times)
• Wild animals
• Tree
• Angry friends
• Clumsy friends
• Clumsy me
• Broken bones from punching wall
• Damaged joints from jamming into itself

And that's just from my hands o-o

[ChairmanPoo]

Turkish Supermen Are Our Superiors http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBb_VnkMJRU

[Hanslanda]

Hans, your hands really need medical attention.

I need a dedicated team of physicians for my hands. It's becoming a little ridiculous. I look at them and I'm like, "Okay, so two parts not covered in scar tissue. That's pretty good. *slice* Oops, well that's that I guess."

I can't even remember where I got most of the scars on my hands anymore :x

• Sliced on rusty ship
• Stung by coral
• Stabbed with scalpel (by accident)
• Bit cut off with scissors (didn't go all the way, healed)
• Numerous scraps/cuts
• Stabbed with pen (multiple times)
• Wild animals
• Tree
• Angry friends
• Clumsy friends
• Clumsy me
• Broken bones from punching wall
• Damaged joints from jamming into itself

And that's just from my hands o-o

Mine is more like:

• Cut self.
• Got stabbed.
• Dogs.
• Broke it on a dumpster.
• Broke it on a circuit breaker.
• Cut self.
• Dripped melting armyman on self.
• Bruised between couch and dog.
• Burned x200

[Loud Whispers]

Oh hey, I just remembered where I got another one! Burned by hot metal

The most interesting one I got on my hands (in my opinion) is one I literally have no absolute answer for - only that I went to sleep, had a dream where I cut my hand on a rough wooden post and woke up with it glaring red at me. I'll never know for certain what happened that night...

[misko27]

Hans, your hands really need medical attention.

I need a dedicated team of physicians for my hands. It's becoming a little ridiculous. I look at them and I'm like, "Okay, so two parts not covered in scar tissue. That's pretty good. *slice* Oops, well that's that I guess."

I can't even remember where I got most of the scars on my hands anymore :x

• Sliced on rusty ship
• Stung by coral
• Stabbed with scalpel (by accident)
• Bit cut off with scissors (didn't go all the way, healed)
• Numerous scraps/cuts
• Stabbed with pen (multiple times)
• Wild animals
• Tree
• Angry friends
• Clumsy friends
• Clumsy me
• Broken bones from punching wall
• Damaged joints from jamming into itself

And that's just from my hands o-o

Mine is more like:

• Cut self.
• Got stabbed.
• Dogs.
• Broke it on a dumpster.
• Broke it on a circuit breaker.
• Cut self.
• Dripped melting armyman on self.
• Bruised between couch and dog.
• Burned x200

• Electrical burn
• Electric shock
• Burning glass
• Exploded Socket
• Burned by Hot Rubber
• Regular burn from Cooking
• Staples
• Escalator + Stupid Idea
• Landed on
• Bitten by Angry Cat
• Bitten by Dog
• Clawed by Cat
• Bitten by Sister
• Scrapes from Playground
• Crushed

I don't think I'm missing anything. Except for the things I'm missing.

[Aseaheru]

woah, han has siblings?

Five of them.

i only have 4 as for scars, i have one BIG one: middle finger, left hand:missing tip of finger form food prossesser... and please note that i am a idiot and cant spell........

[Graknorke]

Except it's better than that icky marmite stuff. Marmite is laaaaaame.

Fixed for yourself. Simple colours will not suffice.

[kaijyuu]

I had a pocketknife close on my pinky finger. Don't have feeling in part of it anymore.

Past that my hands are pretty undamaged :X

[miauw62]

For my (right, the left one doesnt really have anything) knee its more like:

*Fell while driving bike x 2000

[Hanslanda]

I had a pocketknife close on my pinky finger. Don't have feeling in part of it anymore.

Past that my hands are pretty undamaged :X

Where I dripped the hot plastic on my finger, I has no feeling there.

[Meansdarling]

I have a scar on my right upper lip from a dog biting my face.

I've also broken my arm right above the wrist, and broken my collar bone when I was three.

For hands, I bite my fingers, bad habit. It only sucks when I want lemon on my salmon. Stings.

That's it. I don't do things that have a chance of hurting usually.

[Darvi]

Except it's better than that icky marmite stuff. Marmite is laaaaaame.

Fixed for yourself. Simple colours will not suffice.

Thank you.

[GoombaGeek]

Mine are like this:

• Picked off scab
• Picked off other scab
• Picked off yet another scab
• Got hand shoved into board of nails

also HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE MARMITE SRSLY GAIZ