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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think I'd know better than to put them up there.

But the question that you should be asking is whether or not your underdeveloped sociopath alternate personality would know better.

[Darvi]

Nah, they're not the types t go around killing random birds.

[Akura]

My little brother play's Black Ops, which I already knew. What I didn't know is that he trashtalks, he is 9.

And on another note, my mother thinks because I drink three cans of pop a day im going to get diabetes. She wanted me to test my fucking blood sugar, what the hell.

A few weeks ago, my mom was giving me shit about putting syrup on blueberry pie. The next day, the rest of the pie(which I brought home from work) was gone from the fridge. To say I was pissed about it is an understatement.

[Bauglir]

Hey, I have a question. Do you have mice or rats ever? If so, you might have a strategy for the perfect murder, and your alibi of leaving poisoned food out for the rats is pretty airtight.

Please don't actually do this, it's mostly my way of sympathizing. I'd suggest something nonlethal like laxative brownies, but that'd just piss them the hell off and end up badly for you instead of teaching them not to take your food.

[Akura]

Funnily enough, we do have rats, and my mother is absolutely terrified of them. Unfortunately, we have 5 dogs and all of them have good hunter instincts, especially the mother dog despite(perhaps because) being really old, having only three legs, and being nearly blind.

Unfortunately, poisoning them is a good way to end up homeless. Remember, the only reason they keep me around is to pull as much government welfare out of me as possible, and even that's a thin barrier right there.

[jc6036]

Disney and subliminal messages about sex. Most notably the phallus tower in the little mermaid.

[Bauglir]

@Akura

True, that, especially if they have things set up so that you inherit nothing (which I'd expect of their degree of malice, but I'm not sure if they have the intelligence to think that far ahead). At any rate, good luck at getting out of that shithole when you get the chance.

@jc6036
You may find this page enlightening

[Akura]

@jc6036
You may find this page enlightening

I can confirm the 5th one on that list(the word "sex" appearing in the leaves) as true.

[SalmonGod]

A couple nights ago, I was about to go home for the night... and found my motorcycle's windshield broken off and lying on the ground just a couple feet away.

I can't imagine why anyone would do that.  I don't think I have any enemies here.  But we've had problems with people doing stranger things, like peeing on the floor next to the toilet, rummaging through other people's desks and eating snacks out of their drawers, and smearing chocolate on monitors.  Years of work at a drudgery desk job managed by 6 control freaks does strange things to people.

[Lord Shonus]

@jc6036
You may find this page enlightening

I can confirm the 5th one on that list(the word "sex" appearing in the leaves) as true.

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. It's SFX. It was an easter egg from the special effects department. The ONLY "naughty message" in any Disney film, ever, was a few frames in The Rescuers, which the artist got fired for. It's time to shoot this canard through the heart.

[Detonate]

@jc6036
You may find this page enlightening

I can confirm the 5th one on that list(the word "sex" appearing in the leaves) as true.

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. It's SFX. It was an easter egg from the special effects department. The ONLY "naughty message" in any Disney film, ever, was a few frames in The Rescuers, which the artist got fired for. It's time to shoot this canard through the heart.

Oh, and the image that appeared in the Rescuers can't be seen if you watch the movie normally, only if you pause exactly on that single frame.

[Lord Shonus]

Exactly.

[jc6036]

I've heard the stories and know that they either weren't intended or just a small easter egg, but I do find them hilarious. Especially something as blatantly obvious as the phallus tower. Apparently the artist didn't have enough time to fix it, but they producers didn't send it back or send him a note about it, so he assumed it was alright. As for the Lion King, there is a pretty heavily implied sex scene right after the the reuniting of Nala and Simba. Dem be sum horny lions I guess.

[Haspen]

I've heard the stories and know that they either weren't intended or just a small easter egg, but I do find them hilarious. Especially something as blatantly obvious as the phallus tower. Apparently the artist didn't have enough time to fix it, but they producers didn't send it back or send him a note about it, so he assumed it was alright. As for the Lion King, there is a pretty heavily implied sex scene right after the the reuniting of Nala and Simba. Dem be sum horny lions I guess.

Not to mention that if you think about Simba and Nala, it's pretty much incest

[MC Dirty]

Apparently, HTC Android users are now fucked beyond belief.
Wow.