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[Karnewarrior]

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/tycoon-offers-65m-man-woos-gay-daughter-131542681--abc-news-topstories.html

A Chinese business tycoon is offering 500 million hk dollars ($65 million us dollars) to the man who can seduce his daughter away from her wife, who she recently wed in Paris.

1. Get married to dude.
2. Split money 70/30
3. Go out with girlfriend anyways
4. ???
5. Profit

What if the man who woos her away is MTF trans and gets the operation right after succeeding?

(s)he gets to laugh it up all the way to the bank?

[Haspen]

I just learned that this neat, shy girl I play games sometimes (I know her for ~two years) is actually daughter of high-ranking Japanese official.

Wow, haven't seen that coming

[Karnewarrior]

What kind of Official? Like a Mayor or a ancient house of Samurai or someone who just makes really good dishwashers?

Is it the princess? The princess of Japan isn't bad looking.

[RedWarrior0]

Know offline or online? Because I know roughly three quarters of the succession of Nigeria.

[Haspen]

Her father is one of Diet's representatives of DPJ.

Should I actually say such things here? <_<

[kaijyuu]

As far as I know that's not top secret information, nor is anyone here a serial killer who go after vaguely mentioned targets.

[penguinofhonor]

I think I go to the same school as one of John Boehner's kids. It might be another Ohio politician, though. I can't really remember.

[Flying Dice]

Her father is one of Diet's representatives of DPJ.

Should I actually say such things here? <_<

Now your friend is going to get kidnapped and you'll have to remember your old military training in order to save her. But hey, at least there'll be some great UST.

[Frumple]

Who knows, Hasp. There's good odds we could probably find you now though, if that's a real life acquaintance.

In daily WTF, coming back from trip grandfather decided he'd rather piss himself than stop at a rest stop. Still not quite sure what the fuck to think about that.

[kaijyuu]

As this is Haspen we're talking about, any UST will be one way, and not from him

In daily WTF, coming back from trip grandfather decided he'd rather piss himself than stop at a rest stop. Still not quite sure what the fuck to think about that.

Eh, he probably just thought he could hold it. Getting old sucks. I don't blame people for being in denial about their lessened capabilities, even in cases like these.

[Flying Dice]

Who knows, Hasp. There's good odds we could probably find you now though, if that's a real life acquaintance.

In daily WTF, coming back from trip grandfather decided he'd rather piss himself than stop at a rest stop. Still not quite sure what the fuck to think about that.

Old age: When it's easier to soil yourself than stop and go to the restroom.

[JoshuaFH]

Her father is one of Diet's representatives of DPJ.

Should I actually say such things here? <_<

Just be careful not to enrage her father into challenging you to a game of Mahjong.

[kaijyuu]

I thought Mahjong was one player?

Unless there's a two player variant, like Solitaire.

[Flying Dice]

I thought Mahjong was one player?

Unless there's a two player variant, like Solitaire.

I see you have never watched a certain show...

[Darvi]

Mahjong's for four players.

I thought Mahjong was one player?

Unless there's a two player variant, like Solitaire.

I see you have never watched a certain show...

Or read certain mangas...