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[MaximumZero]

Nah. That part was caused by actual damage to my brainz. I was wrestling with an uncle of mine when I was like, 4 or 5, and he pushed me. I fell on a bedframe that had exposed nails (they were covered by a blanket) and they punched through the back of my head. I wound up with a little bit of scarring on my occipital lobe, and it makes it hard to tell people (and similar things, like pens v pencils) apart.

I imagine your uncle panicked gloriously.

Yes. He was 7 years old at the time.

[OREOSOME]

On the subject of Hurr, I have a classmate that in history class when the Teacher mentioned the word Liberty, asked,"Liberty? You mean Like the statue?"

He was teaching about the Rights/LIBERTIES that british colonists had. Before there WAS 13 colonies in the Area that is now America. Also, this was in 8th grade.

[kaijyuu]

Depending on age that might not be too big a brain fart. Maybe in high school

[MaximumZero]

*no broken bones!

although, a permanently bent little nail due to me shoving it in a door hinge when I was 3.

oh, and falling off a wet climbing frame and getting a cut (big, relative to my size back then) that bled profusely.

and when I was little, apparently, I had my own seat in the casualty ward, due to falling off all sorts of things. never had a serious injury, though.

I had my own seat in the casualty ward

Greatorder is an army of clones! O_O

[kaijyuu]

Casualty != death. I think you know that though.

[MaximumZero]

I do, but it's a funny thought, nonetheless.

[kaijyuu]

Dude, it already was one.

[Wrex]

Dude, it already was one.

Except for me.

[OREOSOME]

Dude, it already was one.

Except for me.

And me.

[kaijyuu]

Yes, I know, and I feel sorry for your Wrex

[Wrex]

Yes, I know, and I feel sorry for your Wrex

That's a new Eupheism.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Dude, it already was one.

Except for me.

And me.

And my axe!

[Vorthon]

Heh. The closest I've come to a stupidity-induced injury was sneezing so hard I pulled a bunch of muscles in my torso. Could barely move for a couple days. And it happened this year. I really need to get in better shape.

[Xantalos]

Dude, it already was one.

Except for me.

And me.

And my axe!

And my vuvuzela!
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DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

[Lord Shonus]

When I was a kid, I had perpetual bruises on my head due to a combination of extreme clumsiness from fast growth (I remember walking easily under a duct once, and slamming my head into it when I went back a few hours later, for example) and a steady stream of things falling on me (pan lids, bricks from God, stuff like that.) It's a wonder I don't have some degree of brain damage damage.