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Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16545 on: September 15, 2012, 08:08:04 pm »

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Obama wasted 5 trillion dollars on obamacare!

My face hit my palm so hard, I broke my wrist.

Youtube comments need some sort of IQ test before allowing you to post.
But don't you know that they're developing stupid lasers powered solely by Youtube comments? It will be a weapon so stupid, it warps reality to make anything it's fired at nonexistent.
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« Reply #16546 on: September 15, 2012, 08:33:13 pm »

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Obama wasted 5 trillion dollars on obamacare!

My face hit my palm so hard, I broke my wrist.

Youtube comments need some sort of IQ test before allowing you to post.
But don't you know that they're developing stupid lasers powered solely by Youtube comments? It will be a weapon so stupid, it warps reality to make anything it's fired at nonexistent.
Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan, and he called it 'Derp Wars'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16547 on: September 15, 2012, 09:12:28 pm »

Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan
Mitt Romney. There...were some anomalies.
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« Reply #16548 on: September 15, 2012, 09:14:57 pm »

Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan
Mitt Romney. There...were some anomalies.
Already Bay12 is drawing up schematics for a Mitt Romney-powered stupid gun. I love this forum.
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« Reply #16549 on: September 15, 2012, 09:15:36 pm »

Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan
Mitt Romney. There...were some anomalies.
Already Bay12 is drawing up schematics for a Mitt Romney-powered stupid gun. I love this forum.
The gun is powered by lies and money!?
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« Reply #16550 on: September 15, 2012, 09:18:51 pm »

Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan
Mitt Romney. There...were some anomalies.
Already Bay12 is drawing up schematics for a Mitt Romney-powered stupid gun. I love this forum.
The gun is powered by lies and money!?
Why not? Someone should suggest this over to the boys (and girls) at the space program.
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« Reply #16551 on: September 15, 2012, 09:23:38 pm »

Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan
Mitt Romney. There...were some anomalies.
Already Bay12 is drawing up schematics for a Mitt Romney-powered stupid gun. I love this forum.
The gun is powered by lies and money!?
Why not? Someone should suggest this over to the boys (and girls) at the space program.
No, no. If you want NASA to be able to build it, running it on money is the worst way to do things. They'll never progress past a 1:10000 scale model...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16552 on: September 15, 2012, 09:24:53 pm »

Wait, wait, don't tell me. They've cloned Reagan
Mitt Romney. There...were some anomalies.
Already Bay12 is drawing up schematics for a Mitt Romney-powered stupid gun. I love this forum.
The gun is powered by lies and money!?
Why not? Someone should suggest this over to the boys (and girls) at the space program.
No, no. If you want NASA to be able to build it, running it on money is the worst way to do things. They'll never progress past a 1:10000 scale model...
NASA builds things with duct tape, spitballs, and THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!!!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16553 on: September 15, 2012, 09:31:13 pm »

obamacare>stupid laser powered by money?

with a side dish of cloning Reagan to create Romney?

Bay12 United States, you so crazy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16554 on: September 15, 2012, 09:35:48 pm »

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Obama wasted 5 trillion dollars on obamacare!

My face hit my palm so hard, I broke my wrist.

Youtube comments need some sort of IQ test before allowing you to post.
If only they had said 70 trillion, then it would have been above the global GDP.
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« Reply #16555 on: September 15, 2012, 09:37:27 pm »

Here's a national secret: We fake most of the crazy. Who's going to fuck with the (metaphorical) guy holding an assault rifle in one hand and a bible in the other while ranting about natzees communists terrorists socialists?


Hey, what are you doing with that black ba
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16556 on: September 15, 2012, 09:39:18 pm »

Flying Dice is fine, everyone. He certainly has not been beaten to within an inch of his life and transported to a top secret facilty for people who reveal America's greatest secret.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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« Reply #16557 on: September 15, 2012, 09:43:01 pm »

There is nothing to see here, friends and/or associates. Please ignore any prior statements I have made, as I was under the influence of the high dose of LSD which I am about to take. If I am later found dead on a freeway, please note that I undoubtedly wandered onto it myself, and certainly was not pushed out of the back of an unmarked van.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16558 on: September 15, 2012, 09:43:59 pm »

There is nothing to see here, friends and/or associates. Please ignore any prior statements I have made, as I was under the influence of the high dose of LSD which I am about to take. If I am later found dead on a freeway, please note that I undoubtedly wandered onto it myself, and certainly was not pushed out of the back of an unmarked van.
Oh ok, looks like there's nothing to worry about then.
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« Reply #16559 on: September 15, 2012, 09:45:08 pm »

Yes, we accept your explanation that you take retroactive LCD.
There is nothing to see here, friends and/or associates. Please ignore any prior statements I have made, as I was under the influence of the high dose of LSD which I am about to take. If I am later found dead on a freeway, please note that I undoubtedly wandered onto it myself, and certainly was not pushed out of the back of an unmarked van.
Please note my shell is in Canada...
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