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[pisskop]

Took dog out. There's... someone watching a sex scene/porn with the volume up loud enough I'm hearing it like a full block away. Three or four football fields distant. Good distance.

There's some chance it could be an outdoor projector.  Its a cool idea, projecting a movie on the side of a house

[Eric Blank]

I couldn't if I knew it had a sex scene in it.

I mean, if I didn't live in literally the middle of nowhere with no children. But the neighbors might still hear it, like we heard the lesbian couples' fight down in the valley.

[King Zultan]

I live out in the middle of nowhere and I could hear these people talking about their bowl movements and I as far as I could tell they were at a house incredibly far away on the other side of a thick band of forest. Must have been some impressive bowl movements for them to be talking that loud about them.

[hector13]

Gotta keep them bowl movements regular.

[pisskop]

I like to make a granola meusli mix and i def appreciate how regular it helps to keep my bowl movements

[TD1]

I throw my crockery by catapult. Best bowl movements of my life.

[scriver]

You guys are all rookies. I aim for the perfect strike with every bowl movement

[pisskop]

air dropped?

[McTraveller]

I really get annoyed when my kids don't move their bowls and I have to do it for them.

Spoiler: In memory of my old teacher (click to show/hide)

What's a missing letter 'e' among friends? Minus two points!

[Kagus]

I'm headed to Mexico for nearly a month starting... Ooooooh, in about 8-9 hours or so.


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What are you doing? Month long vacation I hope?

That's... Pretty much exactly it, yeah xD

20 hours of traveling (including the ever-hilarious experience of going through Benito Juárez airport) later and I'm now going hard on just soaking into this delightful experience and thawing my bones out in the gorgeous weather. I may just survive this sort of treatment.

[Akura]

Went back to the doctor today. I have a unusually high pulse and blood pressure. Besides that, the doctor doesn't know why my medication hasn't worked, except that it possibly did and I'm just feeling some residual irritableness. The only way to tell for sure is with another colonoscopy(though I would think a less-invasive endoscopy would do just as well). So, I'm taking the medication for another two months, doubling the use of fiber pills, and, if that doesn't work, a second colonoscopy. Otherwise, the alternative is a colonoscopy now(I haven't fully financially recovered from the last one) to determine if/what the problem is.

[martinuzz]

Perhaps irritability is a side effect of some medication?
I was on metformine for about 9 months last year because of diabetes 2. I got rid of the diabetes 2 and thus also got rid of the metformines.

But geesh. The side effect of metformines was steadily increasing bowel irritation / pain. It passed when I quit those meds.
Then again, a small price to pay for meds that assisted me in getting rid of diabetes.

[Akura]

I guess that's possible, even though this medication is to treat irritation. I've also been experiencing a mess of other issues such as suddenly feeling very hot, less commonly very cold, occasionally very tired, all at random times, as well as occasional sudden pain in my stomach - like something is gripping my stomach and pulling down - which for some reason always happens around 3PM at work and somewhat randomly on my days off. However my doctor had said it can't be the medicine since it's taken rectally(the oral version does have a bigger mess of side effects).

[None]

do you ever just have 20 things to do all of the time

so you feel like you have to be doing 5 things at once all of the time

and you get stressed because you really struggle to divide your attention properly between five things at once

and so maybe perhaps you skip taking your meds for a couple hours or don't put on deodorant

and then when you mention later to your partner that you'd like to take a shower before going somewhere you get chided and teased about how ridiculous it is that you'd just notice you're stinky and don't want to be stinky by taking a shower when you could just instead have put on deodorant in the morning like a regular person

well shit, perhaps i'm not a regular person and I didn't find time between the wakingupmakingcoffeeloggingontoworkgettingthedogsoutofbedgettingthedogsoutsidefeedingthedogsseparatingthemwhentheyplaytoomuchwalkingthedogsattendingameetingattendingameetingattendingameetingwallingthemoffawaywhilethelandlordsreconstructthebathroomhavingworktodostoppingthedogfromchewingthepillowswattingthefliescleaningthedishesdoingworkchattingwiththreedifferentfriendsthroughthedayattendingameetingansweringthreedifferentcoworkersonwhyshitdoesnotworkwalkingthedogscleaningupsomespilltalkingwiththelandladyabouttheconstructionandvariousbitsofentertainmentduringthetwominutesihavetowaitwhilebackendsystemsatworkprocess

and then i forgot lunch too

and then you can't focus between the five different distractions going on around you and then you can't focus because you've also got some bit of entertainment in front of you to pick away at while your brain steams and you can't just not do that either

[nenjin]

Yep. Sounds like my every weekday pretty much.

Sometimes WFH isn't a net benefit.