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[Magmacube_tr]

*Ottoman Empire conquers Bospurus and the Suez and starts looking hungrily at Panama*

I'm still waiting for the Erdogan invasion of Crimea to restore historical Turkish borders and protect Crimean Tatars in special military operation

Hooooooo boy! Can't wait to be conscripted and die, surely.

[Loud Whispers]

Hooooooo boy! Can't wait to be conscripted and die, surely.

Don't worry, this time the janissaries will be replaced by millions of bayraktars

[Mathel]

*Ottoman Empire conquers Bospurus and the Suez and starts looking hungrily at Panama*

I'm still waiting for the Erdogan invasion of Crimea to restore historical Turkish borders and protect Crimean Tatars in special military operation

That would be hillarious. Especially if they don't wait for the Russian-Ukrainian war to end. It would then be a 3-way war, with Russian forces stuck in the middle.

[Frumple]

Pet cones they... they have an actual formal name. They're not just the, well. Obvious. Pet cone. I never knew.

... the worst part about it is their official name is apparently Elizabethan Collar. I have lost respect for the pet cones this day

[EuchreJack]

*Ottoman Empire conquers Bospurus and the Suez and starts looking hungrily at Panama*

I'm still waiting for the Erdogan invasion of Crimea to restore historical Turkish borders and protect Crimean Tatars in special military operation

That would be hillarious. Especially if they don't wait for the Russian-Ukrainian war to end. It would then be a 3-way war, with Russian forces stuck in the middle.

Please don't joke about that. They've done it before.
It's actually a very likely outcome.

[Loud Whispers]

Please don't joke about that. They've done it before.
It's actually a very likely outcome.

No because there's no kurds in Crimea

[Akura]

Argh.

Spoiler: grody medical stuff (click to show/hide)

So, my bleeding proctitis came back. With a vengeance.

Just got to wait another week before my next doctor's appointment.


Also, my stepdad seems angry with me and/or my mom because he fell out of bed and hurt himself. Because we're somehow supposed to predict and prevent that. While in another part of the house, and while I'm laying in bed myself dealing with pain from the above spoiler. Right.

[Mathel]

It's been well over 10 years since I last fell out of bed. But from what I remember, falling out of bed usually happened because of a nightmare. Perhaps he had one, and it involved one of you.

That would be an explanation for why is angry, though not a valid reason. People are not responsible for what their avatars do in other people's dreams.

[EuchreJack]

my stepdad seems angry with me and/or my mom because he fell out of bed and hurt himself.

Without knowing the details of your living situation,
It is possible he is just sore because he got up on the wrong side of the bed.

[McTraveller]

Holy smokes, this costs almost as much as a washing machine!

A pump to drain a laundry tub

Really all I need is a new switch for it, but the only place I've found for a replacement switch is $125!

What on earth!

[Eric Blank]

Welcome to the wonderful world of trying to repair appliances. Your options are to become a certified plumber and electrical engineer and do some redneck jury rigging or spend away your life savings every time something breaks, as intended.

[King Zultan]

I've found for a replacement switch is $125!

As is the way of the world now days.

Depending on what the switch does you can sometimes to find something that's close enough to the original for much cheaper, we've been able to do that a few times but others you just have to bight the bullet and spent the $125 for the actual replacement part.

[Frumple]

have had where there's a whip there's a way stuck in head for last 4-5 days, help

lord of the lash says nay nay nay

aaaahhhhh

[pisskop]

And people say orcs have no charisma

[bloop_bleep]

have had where there's a whip there's a way stuck in head for last 4-5 days, help

lord of the lash says nay nay nay

aaaahhhhh

It's stuck in my head now too.