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[dragdeler]

Dough is a 6 dimensional spectrum expressed in a fractal matrix.

Flour:
-carbohydrate/protein
-hard/soft
-fine/coarse
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-Water / fat
-Binding- / leavening agent
-Sweeteners / other flavorings



Since it's just a greyscale (even if a terribly complex one) it makes little sense to try and exclude some... A sandwich is a shape, not a flavor. All of this has been proven by polynesian chemist who immigrated into germany in the 1980's, who goes by the name of Hawa Itoast.

[McTraveller]

Labeling of foodstuffs is serious business, indeed.

[scriver]

Now hold up, there. Waffles (and pancakes, for that matter) count for bread in sandwich making, no question.

Instead of bread, I'd say go with something like contiguous grain based material. That largely precludes things like sticking something between two dry ramen blocks (don't judge me, it didn't taste good anyway), while leaving waffles and pancakes, rightly, as possible structural sandwich components. It also okays most ice cream sandwich constructions.

Eat some grits and drink some iced tea and then come crawling back to me.

Though talkin' 'bout grits and ice tea at the same time you're dissing on PB&J is a wild thing to see. You'd be looked at real suspicious like if you're somewhere either of those is common but talkin' bad about that particular sandwich.

You have clearly never made bread, or never made waffles, and maybe neven made sandwiches. You cannot make sandwiches with waffles. The only way to make sandwiches with waffles is if you put the waffle in between the bread, like filler.

I'd say go with something like contiguous grain based material

[dragdeler]

I'd argue a lasagna is a cake made of sandwiches :p

[Criptfeind]

Since I like sandwiches, anything that makes my stomach happy is a sandwich.

[Frumple]

You cannot make sandwiches with waffles. The only way to make sandwiches with waffles is if you put the waffle in between the bread, like filler.

That's bupkis, though. Making a sandwich with waffles is as simple as putting standard sandwich fillers between two waffles. Somewhat amusingly, they make for superior PB&J sandwiches, too.

... throwing it back at you, though, if you think lasagna counts as particularly contiguous for purpose of sandwich making, I can only assume you've either never made it or never ate it

Since I like sandwiches, anything that makes my stomach happy is a sandwich.

This, though, is the best outlook. If sandwich buddha stands in the path to sandwich nirvana, cut the buddha down.

[dragdeler]

Btw I really need to save those, anybody remembers where I can find platos cave x novelscoops?

[Egan_BW]

Sure, let me reupload it.

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[Criptfeind]

The more I look at that picture the less sense it makes and it harder it is to understand what it's trying to say. I feel like I'm undergoing reverse enlightenment. Much like reading a scoups thread, tbh.

[Egan_BW]

Don't worry, as a b12er you're safely in the realm of middle enlightenment.

[dragdeler]

Thank you, I might not cherish my own ability to contribute, but these are precious artifacts to me. Every collection starts small I guess.

Sry for interrupting the foodfight.

[jipehog]

The more I look at that picture the less sense it makes and it harder it is to understand what it's trying to say. I feel like I'm undergoing reverse enlightenment. Much like reading a scoups thread, tbh.

Nothing like enlightening foodfight Arguably this and couple other threads here are the ultimate "scoops" threads. Otherwise the emperor's mew clothes allegory might bring light tp the realm you in.

[scriver]

I'd argue a lasagna is a cake made of sandwiches :p

No lasagna is a kind of pie

You cannot make sandwiches with waffles. The only way to make sandwiches with waffles is if you put the waffle in between the bread, like filler.

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... throwing it back at you, though, if you think lasagna counts as particularly contiguous for purpose of sandwich making, I can only assume you've either never made it or never ate it

The pasta plate is what fulfills your definition – It's but above and below the filler, akin to a sandwich, but it is clearly not a sandwich, just like waffles! You cannot make a sandwich out of pasta, except I'd you use the pasta as filler!

Since I like sandwiches, anything that makes my stomach happy is a sandwich.

Go home, Aristippus, you're drunk (again)

[MrRoboto75]

The more I look at that picture the less sense it makes and it harder it is to understand what it's trying to say. I feel like I'm undergoing reverse enlightenment. Much like reading a scoups thread, tbh.

You see, the cave is like a sandwich...

[nenjin]

Sure, let me reupload it.

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Fuck, I love this.