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[Travis Bickle]

This is why I choose to browse the Internet using the trusty Lynx browser.

[King Zultan]

Adblock is a gift from the gods!

[JoshuaFH]

You'd initially think it pretty reasonable, that for all this free entertainment and information, that giving up a little time to adverts is a reasonable trade. But they aren't just asking for your time, they want your fucking soul and sanity. Banishing these motherfuckers to the bottommost ring of hell is only appropriate.

[pisskop]

The times I watch youtube without adblock up (like private browsing or w.e) theyll have an ad up for every 5 minutes of content.  ludicrous

[Great Order]

I seem to occasionally get these things where there's a momentary visual disturbance, like something suddenly moved in the corner of my vision, and a random muscle twitches.

[TamerVirus]

I seem to occasionally get these things where there's a momentary visual disturbance, like something suddenly moved in the corner of my vision, and a random muscle twitches.

You notice the things beyond the veil. Pay them no mind!

[Loud Whispers]

What the fuck are toothpaste tubes. I swear to god it's been empty for three weeks now but every time I think it's empty it still has more toothpaste inside it

[pisskop]

What the fuck are toothpaste tubes. I swear to god it's been empty for three weeks now but every time I think it's empty it still has more toothpaste inside it

Buy one of those toothpaste tube squeezers.  They take the magic out of the end of the tube, but they work so well

[JoshuaFH]

It's common knowledge that the tubes connect to the toothpaste dimension, and the Toothtites (the residents of the toothpaste dimension) are only supposed to give you exactly what the tube says, but they're good guys and like to give out a little bit more.

[Loud Whispers]

It's common knowledge that the tubes connect to the toothpaste dimension, and the Toothtites (the residents of the toothpaste dimension) are only supposed to give you exactly what the tube says, but they're good guys and like to give out a little bit more.

Waging an eternal war against the forces of (tooth) decay

Buy one of those toothpaste tube squeezers.  They take the magic out of the end of the tube, but they work so well

Placing it on a flat surface and pressing on it also does the trick, or rolling it up and pressing it. But it's just magic man

[Frumple]

You'd initially think it pretty reasonable, that for all this free entertainment and information, that giving up a little time to adverts is a reasonable trade. But they aren't just asking for your time, they want your fucking soul and sanity. Banishing these motherfuckers to the bottommost ring of hell is only appropriate.

Soul, sanity, system stability -- I'd have more tolerance for the things if they didn't fucking crash my browsers as often as they do. The stuff that makes "good" ads from the perspective of the advertiser is a goddamn assault from the perspective of the rest of us a lot of the time, and if you're going to attack people you got no one but yourself to blame when they fight back

[Great Order]

What the fuck are toothpaste tubes. I swear to god it's been empty for three weeks now but every time I think it's empty it still has more toothpaste inside it

The first 90% of the tube has 90% of the toothpaste in it. The last 10% has the other 90%

[pisskop]

Friendly reminder that I still average just under 5 posts here a day, and it's been a decade.

[Loud Whispers]

One of these days I swear I'll venture to forum games section. Apparently there are all these people who have been around for years with a gorillion posts I've so much as never seen once

[Frumple]

Friendly reminder that I still average just under 5 posts here a day, and it's been a decade.

I'm just a little over 5, and it's been a decade and a half. It's apparently a fairly comfortable posting rate, heh.