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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159855 on: May 17, 2022, 08:28:05 pm »

It’s also been a while since I played, but I have found iron and flux combinations more frequently in more recent games than before, in which I could find one or t’other, but never both.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159856 on: May 17, 2022, 10:15:19 pm »

I tend to play on mineral-rich worlds anyway, but I do seem to find steel making materials more than both copper and tin. Bronze is surprisingly rare to be able to make without trading.
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« Reply #159857 on: May 17, 2022, 11:34:52 pm »

From what I remember of history, isn't it realistic that bronze requires trading to make? Real life empires happened due to the fact that copper and tin aren't found at the same sites, but combine to make a particularly sweet alloy.

But then, what you can get from trading in DF is still pretty much a crapshoot, not like you can really do stuff to secure a trade route for anything in particular.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159858 on: May 17, 2022, 11:51:04 pm »

From what I remember of history, isn't it realistic that bronze requires trading to make? Real life empires happened due to the fact that copper and tin aren't found at the same sites, but combine to make a particularly sweet alloy.

But then, what you can get from trading in DF is still pretty much a crapshoot, not like you can really do stuff to secure a trade route for anything in particular.

Not *quite* accurate, if you don't mind playing the world instead of the fort.  You can build one fort on a copper deposit, then a second fort on a tin deposit, and then your civilization will have both ingredients for bronze, plus should have bronze itself.  Or...just build a fort on a tin deposit.  Most sites have copper, and most civs have copper in the form of Tetrahedrite.  It's tin, or Cassiterite that is a bear to find.

But good point Egan.  For more reading, a wiki link.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159859 on: May 18, 2022, 06:22:02 pm »

I just bought a new lawnmower (electric) to replace the 30-year-old gas one I have.  The WTF is in the email: "Your <mower> is ready to pick up.  Other buyers like you also purchased <the exact lawnmower I just bought>"

Seriously people - these are not consumable items, I'm not going to buy a second of the several hundred dollar appliance I literally just purchased.

I swear, nobody even tries any more.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159860 on: May 18, 2022, 07:56:04 pm »

That's bad marketing. They should have offered you accessories, spare batteries or other things.
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« Reply #159861 on: May 19, 2022, 03:29:57 am »

I was looking at a book on some site once and one of the items other people apparently bought at the same time was a toilet.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159862 on: May 19, 2022, 09:00:06 am »

If youre not buying his and her appliances than why even bother?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159863 on: May 19, 2022, 09:12:22 am »

I read it as the lawnmower being remarkably flimsy, perhaps good for only 2-3 uses, and yet people keep buying more because it's somehow worth it. 

You'd think that would be impossible for such an expensive appliance... but it reminds me of a local burger joint which (I'm told) used to offer an almost absurdly expensive salad.  If you asked for the right dressing, you'd "accidentally" get MJ instead of lettuce :P

I think that story changed a little every time my dad told it, heh.
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« Reply #159864 on: May 19, 2022, 09:17:50 am »

I had a relative that accidentally got marijuana at a fast food restaurant.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159865 on: May 19, 2022, 09:51:04 am »

Bundling a weed dispensary and a fast food joint together sounds like a remarkably good business decision, though, for what that's worth.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159866 on: May 19, 2022, 11:34:31 am »

Today I got an e-mail notification about a meeting being planned. About 12,5 hours after it ended yesterday.

That is, the meeting ended yesterday, and today I got a notification that it is planned yesterday.
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« Reply #159867 on: May 19, 2022, 11:54:12 am »

Bundling a weed dispensary and a fast food joint together sounds like a remarkably good business decision, though, for what that's worth.
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« Reply #159868 on: May 19, 2022, 12:30:16 pm »

Man you guys are hellbent on reinventing the movie lammbock.
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« Reply #159869 on: May 20, 2022, 01:27:25 am »

In the spirit of continuing to invert gender norms, the woman at the bar kept insisting I smile more.

Lady, I'm three hours past my bedtime and I'm trying to focus on keeping a rhythm on the drumbox for open mic night, these brain meats are busy and they're not busy with what my face is doing.
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