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[Karnewarrior]

I quit that video when he started crapping out that basketball thing.

[Angel Of Death]

This wins the thread forever.

I dunno about that.

[Flying Dice]

This wins the thread forever.

I dunno about that.

I don't even know. That's it, I'm out.

[Loud Whispers]

This wins the thread forever.

I dunno about that.

I don't even know. That's it, I'm out.

My favourite was Clanky McMetalphallus.

[Karlito]

I'm more weirded out by why youtube thinks it contains some of the Bach Goldberg Variations.

[Mythrandia]

Hello.  This is Myth from the escapist forums, the guy referred to in this message.  Just saying what's up to everybody.

I dont even what. I think I have just seen the most crazy person ever, or the best person at impersonating being crazy. That person is...Mythrandia from the Escapist forums.

I submit to you that when the FBI went looking for me they found my boss, they found my mom, and they did not find me with their sattelites. Why can't FBI agents task enoguh sattelites for zero pazools and find me? Also, the police--FOR A TOTALLY INDEPENDENT REASON WHICH WAS NOT CONNECTED WITH WHAT THE FBI WAS TASKING--sent 40 officers with guns and pointed them at my sister. Those police gave the man who raped my 13 year old sister 6 months for attempting to get a blowjob or something. Are they smart? Also, should they point guns at people and such? Also, why doesn't my government know where I is without me telling them. Is they bad guessers? Are they kinda like a disorganized schizophrenic with little moduels everywhere, running programs, and none of those programs has access to remote viewing tech or free sattelies. I see.

btw FBI agents are nice guys many of them are lawyers.

You wanna know why I think this guy is crazy and not just copy-pasting all this stuff(he has 310 posts, all of them like this)? Because of this. Many, many walls of texts, seemingly answering questions. This is like timecube level shit at some points, but far more ordered. Its like at this half-stage where it seems lucid, but there is crazy seeping from every hole.

My favourite bit: (he is talking about a doctor who took away his medical marijuana)

I remember telling that doctor that he was not my doctor, and that he was a drug dealer trying to make a hard sell. I turned to a nurse and told her that she could be my doctor. Later I approached the doctor and poured some milk on the ground in front of him with the intention of telling him to lick it up. You might say that this is disorganized activity, but actually, this was a gesture of hostility and contempt.

[Scelly9]

Oh. God.

[Graknorke]

Hello.  This is Myth from the escapist forums, the guy referred to in this message.  Just saying what's up to everybody.

I dont even what. I think I have just seen the most crazy person ever, or the best person at impersonating being crazy. That person is...Mythrandia from the Escapist forums.

I submit to you that when the FBI went looking for me they found my boss, they found my mom, and they did not find me with their sattelites. Why can't FBI agents task enoguh sattelites for zero pazools and find me? Also, the police--FOR A TOTALLY INDEPENDENT REASON WHICH WAS NOT CONNECTED WITH WHAT THE FBI WAS TASKING--sent 40 officers with guns and pointed them at my sister. Those police gave the man who raped my 13 year old sister 6 months for attempting to get a blowjob or something. Are they smart? Also, should they point guns at people and such? Also, why doesn't my government know where I is without me telling them. Is they bad guessers? Are they kinda like a disorganized schizophrenic with little moduels everywhere, running programs, and none of those programs has access to remote viewing tech or free sattelies. I see.

btw FBI agents are nice guys many of them are lawyers.

You wanna know why I think this guy is crazy and not just copy-pasting all this stuff(he has 310 posts, all of them like this)? Because of this. Many, many walls of texts, seemingly answering questions. This is like timecube level shit at some points, but far more ordered. Its like at this half-stage where it seems lucid, but there is crazy seeping from every hole.

My favourite bit: (he is talking about a doctor who took away his medical marijuana)

I remember telling that doctor that he was not my doctor, and that he was a drug dealer trying to make a hard sell. I turned to a nurse and told her that she could be my doctor. Later I approached the doctor and poured some milk on the ground in front of him with the intention of telling him to lick it up. You might say that this is disorganized activity, but actually, this was a gesture of hostility and contempt.

Two things.

1:Is it all true?
2: Teach me your secrets.

That's all I really have to say on this.

[Euld]

It seems the "escaped lunatic" title is quite fitting after all 

[Rose]

Yes. Yes it is. Also, I feel violated by Japan.

[Flying Dice]

Also, I feel violated by Japan.

How is this unusual?

[Karnewarrior]

Oh. God.

He is not God he is Mythrandia.

Come on guys get your heads on straight.

[Diablous]

This wins the thread forever.

I dunno about that.

I don't even know. That's it, I'm out.

My favourite was Clanky McMetalphallus.

Yeah, that guy. I'm probably going to have nightmares about that guy. It's that look in his eyes. It's the look of a man who has completely lost it, of a man who is so crazy his presence makes the whole world crazier. Ah, but who needs sleep?

[penguinofhonor]

The Japanese one wins. The second one is too artsy.

[Truean]

I don't understand why people just text you out of the blue as though you knew who they were. I mean I'm sorry but I don't have every single person's number programmed into my phone.

Instead of just "Hey, it's been too long? How're you?"

"Hey, it's [name]..... [insert rest of message]."

I just.... Who is this person? Reverse phone directory doesn't seem to wanna tell me anything except it's a cell phone. I mean, could people please say who they are when calling? I don't think I'm asking too much. I mean really. I don't know and remember everybody who calls and it's not like the phone always tells me with perfect accuracy even assuming the same person always calls from the same phone. Come on, help out my overworked memory.

What're you supposed to do in that situation?