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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159060 on: December 24, 2021, 09:57:47 pm »

It'd be useful to me during e.g long train rides so the battery lasts way longer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159061 on: December 24, 2021, 10:23:30 pm »

My kindle paperwhite has an "experimental browser".  It does not get a lot of love from amazon.

Refresh time is between .5 an 1 second.

It does have functional javascript.
I has aging https support.
It can do local (on device) http, but it is not obvious how to make it do that. (I have abused this to put a javascript version on minesweeper, mahjong, and solitaire on.' They are painful slow. I intend to make a few useful app this way, like a calculator in the future.)

The experience is hit and miss.

The browser is based on an older version of mozilla firefox, but does not support plugins/extensions.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159062 on: December 25, 2021, 11:13:16 pm »

The browser is based on an older version of mozilla firefox, but does not support plugins/extensions.

Damn, that almost sounds like a feature!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159063 on: December 26, 2021, 12:05:19 am »

when i asked my folks for a beanbag chair for christmas, i wasn't expect it to take up half my living room

oh god my lease is up at the end of may, how do I move this thing
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159064 on: December 26, 2021, 12:27:38 am »

something something lift with your legs

pegs? lift with peg legs.

... more realistically, I think the easiest way to move those things if you can't handle just picking it up is finding a big enough bag to stick it in, or wrap it up in a blanket and tie it off. If you can't transit personally due to not having a big enough vehicle, uh. Get it shipped, I guess? Roll off on it like something stuck in a katamari ball? You can probably figure something out with sufficient application of duct tape!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159065 on: December 26, 2021, 12:33:57 am »

It's gonna take a few days to expand to full size, but at present speculation, I could probably weasel it into the backseat of my car. I might be panicking overmuch over nothing.

I'm as uncertain about accepting gifts gracefully as I am relinquishing responsibility/control in any given situation, so I'm kind of anxious about the thing. It'll be fine, or it'll be fine for half a year and then I'll have to broker a deal with a neighbor or something.
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« Reply #159066 on: December 26, 2021, 12:36:12 am »

« Last Edit: December 26, 2021, 12:39:15 am by wierd »
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« Reply #159067 on: December 26, 2021, 11:23:41 am »

Holly shit doesn't that destroy the mattress?!
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« Reply #159068 on: December 26, 2021, 01:18:07 pm »

Dunno why it would, that's how the one I'm laying on right now was shipped to me.
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« Reply #159069 on: December 28, 2021, 05:23:00 am »

Someone almost burned down the break room at work. They put something wrapped in foil in the microwave. Actually it was that packaging where the inside is foil and the outside is paper.

The person who took it out of the microwave then set it on the counter. When everyone was telling her to throw it in the sink and run the faucet, she complained about not wanting the food to get soggy. The food is literally on fire at this point, so that's not really the most important concern.

Of course, if I hadn't seen it sparking and said something, nobody probably would have noticed it until the fire was much bigger. So, when I say this place would burn to the ground without me, I don't think that's a joke anymore.
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« Reply #159070 on: December 28, 2021, 08:12:27 am »

Dunno why it would, that's how the one I'm laying on right now was shipped to me.
Its foul sorcery I say!

And Akura yeah, keep your watch for the sake of all who work there. Smokey the bear meant specifically only you (Akura) can prevent your coworkers turning into cinder.
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My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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« Reply #159071 on: December 28, 2021, 10:06:45 am »

Or embrace the principle of futility, let it happen, and bring marshmallows.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #159072 on: December 28, 2021, 09:06:36 pm »

commercial said words more cursed than I've heard from a tv in months

"put your retirement dollars in crypto"

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« Reply #159073 on: December 28, 2021, 10:25:09 pm »

spirit world is trying to get in contact with the living world. stay vigilant.
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« Reply #159074 on: December 28, 2021, 11:35:31 pm »

Ok, thanks for letting us know. I have some people who are gone who I wish I could see again. It's great to know I should be vigilant for their messages so I don't miss their visit.

Let's do our best to relax in the meantime, I think people usually can be more present and alert when they are not too stressed. Have you told your mom and your close friends IRL that this is going to happen?
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