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[hector13]

Everyone got so salty over geology puns.

[Cyroth]

But why? Puns are the bedrock of comedy.

[King Zultan]

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?

[Loud Whispers]

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?

You'd get a lot of hurt people, as that would be very dangerous.

I know some of you were expecting a pun here, but I didn't want to rub salt in anybody's wounds. That's what the bandages are for

[martinuzz]

A scouring pad is more efficient at rubbing salt into a wound than a bandage is

[Uthimienure]

Debridement, with salt

[TD1]

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?

I believe that's called a salt.

[EuchreJack]

But what if we chased the bandaged people with salt?

[TamerVirus]

Depends on the season

[JoshuaFH]

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.

[Dunamisdeos]

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.

[martinuzz]

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.

Masterful. We can stop the punning now, Joshua has won.

[Yoink]

Na, that salt pun really rocked, but there's no need to stop the puns.   

[Frumple]

Need can no more stop puns than a forlorn pelvic thrust can stop an avalanche.

[martinuzz]

How did we get from puns to 'yo momma is so fat...'  jokes?