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[Akura]

My legs keep rubbing together for some reason, eventually causing severe blistering. Hurt so much, that I could barely walk yesterday. Then, I put some moisturizer lotion on them, and holy crap did it burn for a while. And then, all of a sudden, no pain, and me legs don't seem to be rubbing uncomfortably for the moment.

Was using google for a conversion calculator.
At one point I typed in 30/.6
The first result?

The Lord your God will circumcise your hearts and the hearts of your descendants, so that you may love him with all your heart and with all your soul, and live.

Wait what?

Good ol google.

So according to the bible, the heart is located in the junk.

Considering how much the Bible has to do with sex, mostly how it's the most despicable thing that God created(he made Man a Woman just so they could get it on, since Man was lonely), except of the Song of Solomon/Songs which is almost pornographic in the form most every Bible today has(which actually is the, erm, circumcised version), that may be the case. Could go a lot to explain just what was on Moses' mind when he wrote it.

[Kamin]

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:19-20

[Karnewarrior]

It's probably supposed to be horrifying but with todays culture...

Biblical Porn Stars.

[Graknorke]

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:19-20

Well.
Damn.
Can this be the content of my post?

I mean really, whoever wrote the bible all had a very bad habit of going off-track. Sure, mentioning that she wanted the promiscuity of being a prostitute would have been relevant to the story, but there's no need to tell us how well hung the menfolk were. Seriously.

[RedKing]

It's probably supposed to be horrifying but with todays culture...

Biblical Porn Stars.

There apparently is a subgenre of Christian porn. (I take this info thirdhand from a friend who used to work in sales & marketing for Adam & Eve, one of the biggest adult catalogs in the US). IIRC, he said it's either:
1. Things like "married couples in the missionary position" or
2. They're like live-action Jack Chick tracts where the characters get it on in sin, and then either repent and start going to church and reading the Bible and are saved, or they don't and wind up in Hell.

I can only imagine the sort of people that probably fap to the "bad people going to Hell" part as much as they do the sin part. >_<

[Euld]

Wow, now that's a weird fetish o_O

[kaijyuu]

Meh. I've seen weirder.

[Graknorke]

It's probably supposed to be horrifying but with todays culture...

Biblical Porn Stars.

There apparently is a subgenre of Christian porn. (I take this info thirdhand from a friend who used to work in sales & marketing for Adam & Eve, one of the biggest adult catalogs in the US). IIRC, he said it's either:
1. Things like "married couples in the missionary position" or
2. They're like live-action Jack Chick tracts where the characters get it on in sin, and then either repent and start going to church and reading the Bible and are saved, or they don't and wind up in Hell.

I can only imagine the sort of people that probably fap to the "bad people going to Hell" part as much as they do the sin part. >_<

That is almost certainly one of the stranger things I've seen all day. The strange things just keep on being posted.
So people actually buy that? That both amuses and worries me.

[Lord Inquisitor]

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were those of donkeys and whose emission was that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:19-20

corrects it to the truth. People in the past were bored a lot.

[Hanslanda]

Meh. I've seen weirder.

This is a perfect time.
*Laughs*
*Dr. Pepper in nose*
>.>
<.<

[Lord Inquisitor]

todays startrek google page
very nice I think

[Flying Dice]

Meh. I've seen weirder.

cars, for one.

I don't even want to know.

[Nadaka]

There are some dedicated to otherwise "conventional" activities on or in vehicles. Its like the covers of those hot rod magazines, but more explicit. I've also seen a few videos of women "driving stick" so to speak. And then there is the weird stuff...

[Kamin]

Meh. I've seen weirder.

cars, for one.

I don't even want to know.

my friends found a website dedicated to people with car fetishes (I never asked how, nor do I want to know) and thankfully, I can't remember the web address.

You can cut a slit in a cup coozy and slide it over the tailpipe. Just make sure the car hasn't been running in the past 6 hours.

[Graknorke]

Meh. I've seen weirder.

cars, for one.

I don't even want to know.

my friends found a website dedicated to people with car fetishes (I never asked how, nor do I want to know) and thankfully, I can't remember the web address.

Was it as good an anthro planes?
Those are amazingly strange.