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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14929771 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158235 on: September 07, 2021, 04:28:10 pm »
Potato cannon is the solution I recommend. Ammo is naturally renewable, but if that doesn't suit you, you could also load it up with rocks. Just pick them up after they run away.

EDIT: Archery also works. Dear are considered a pest in most parts of the world so permanent solution is what you should be aiming for.
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« Reply #158236 on: September 07, 2021, 04:39:40 pm »
But where did the old tradition of the molotov in a tin can go?
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« Reply #158237 on: September 07, 2021, 09:17:11 pm »
What about reintroducing wolves in your neighborhood. I bet the lack of predators is what is missing there.
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« Reply #158238 on: September 08, 2021, 03:18:42 am »
I bet hidden landmines or claymore mines would also get rid of troublesome deer.
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« Reply #158239 on: September 08, 2021, 05:58:31 am »
Why stop there? Talk with the US air force about your options for strategic bombardement.
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
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« Reply #158240 on: September 08, 2021, 10:26:58 am »
just say the deer are coal miners on strike, the air force will definitely take care of them then.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158241 on: September 08, 2021, 12:36:15 pm »
I lost a pair of earrings in my car, so I went digging around under the car seats for them today.

I found one earring and one spent 12gauge shotgun shell under my car seat.
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« Reply #158242 on: September 08, 2021, 01:14:26 pm »
Damn it guys he's unto us! Abort, abort!
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
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« Reply #158243 on: September 08, 2021, 02:39:25 pm »
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« Reply #158244 on: September 08, 2021, 02:50:55 pm »
None has unlocked the highest of alchemies: Turning base metal into Ammunition.
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« Reply #158245 on: September 08, 2021, 04:06:17 pm »
Yeah, and I'm super salty the second one is gone, 'cuz it's my favorite set and I have no idea how you're supposed to replace one small stud costume jewellery earring when it has no branding.

maybe i'll just punch a little hole and thread an earring hook through the spent shell and call it a set
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« Reply #158246 on: September 08, 2021, 04:12:13 pm »
If you have some picture we could help?
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
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« Reply #158247 on: September 09, 2021, 01:57:26 am »
With enough time and effort we can turn the shotgun shell into a proper replacement for the earring!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158248 on: September 09, 2021, 05:37:32 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on September 09, 2021, 01:57:26 am
With enough time and effort we can turn the shotgun shell into a proper replacement for the earring!
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« Reply #158249 on: September 09, 2021, 05:06:51 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 09, 2021, 05:37:32 am
Quote from: King Zultan on September 09, 2021, 01:57:26 am
With enough time and effort we can turn the shotgun shell into a proper replacement for the earring!
Aperture science earrings: now firing 60% more earring
Ah yes, I imagine this would be a mini turret with flexible go to hook into your ear and hang upside down, scanning for targets by turning its neck, which would resemble an earring chain. The red light from their scanning would help you see in the dark too
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