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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15720 on: September 06, 2012, 06:23:12 pm »

Just saw a spider crawling down my hair and wound up punching myself in the face.

My WTF is that I'm not nearly drunk enough to be punching myself in the face
My first question would be why there is a spider in your hair.
Or how MZ can possess people now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15721 on: September 06, 2012, 06:25:01 pm »

Just saw a spider crawling down my hair and wound up punching myself in the face.

My WTF is that I'm not nearly drunk enough to be punching myself in the face
My first question would be why there is a spider in your hair.
Or how MZ can possess people now.
My question is if you had a camera running and if I can buy the recording.

Also, I just jammed my hand into a ceiling fan by accident. OUCH.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15722 on: September 06, 2012, 06:26:44 pm »

Just saw a spider crawling down my hair and wound up punching myself in the face.

My WTF is that I'm not nearly drunk enough to be punching myself in the face
It's ok, I've backhanded myself to the face several times.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15723 on: September 06, 2012, 06:29:29 pm »

He's a Native.

Obviously he uses his magical Native powers to possess the spirits of the spiders and nature.

OBVIOUSLY.

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« Reply #15724 on: September 06, 2012, 06:38:08 pm »

It all makes sense! MZ isn't a man, he's an ass-whooping spirit.

And trust me, if I had a camera running I would be burning my hard drive right now. You have to get me drunk to see me injure myself in hilarious ways. No point in putting out if people aren't paying for it.
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« Reply #15725 on: September 06, 2012, 06:51:32 pm »

And trust me, if I had a camera running I would be burning my hard drive right now. You have to get me drunk to see me injure myself in hilarious ways. No point in putting out if people aren't paying for it.
You should play some Drunk Fortress and see how well you can injure your Dwarves and their future.

I swear, we should get a Drunk Fortress succession game going.

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« Reply #15726 on: September 06, 2012, 07:21:18 pm »

And trust me, if I had a camera running I would be burning my hard drive right now. You have to get me drunk to see me injure myself in hilarious ways. No point in putting out if people aren't paying for it.
You should play some Drunk Fortress and see how well you can injure your Dwarves and their future.

I swear, we should get a Drunk Fortress succession game going.

I would do it. I need somethin' stronger than the average joe though.
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« Reply #15727 on: September 06, 2012, 08:06:41 pm »

And trust me, if I had a camera running I would be burning my hard drive right now. You have to get me drunk to see me injure myself in hilarious ways. No point in putting out if people aren't paying for it.
You should play some Drunk Fortress and see how well you can injure your Dwarves and their future.

I swear, we should get a Drunk Fortress succession game going.

I would do it. I need somethin' stronger than the average joe though.
If we made a drinking game out of the game itself (rather than just being drunk throughout your year), we'd definitely do a beer/wine/liquor gradient. I can think of a few folks who might be interested... And it would be glorious, oh so glorious.

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« Reply #15728 on: September 06, 2012, 08:15:51 pm »

Then let's do this shit, and may armok have mercy on our souls.
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« Reply #15729 on: September 06, 2012, 08:21:04 pm »

I'd participate, but I'd probably pass out within 5 minutes.
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« Reply #15730 on: September 06, 2012, 08:26:16 pm »

The Darkling Wolf's avatar keeps rotating to the beat to the song I'm listening to...it's creeping me out.

Also, drinking game would be awesome!  I just need alcohol currently.
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« Reply #15731 on: September 06, 2012, 08:29:00 pm »

But what would we do when a player passed out mid-turn? ??? Would this be live, so we could actually see what happened?
But then how would we retrieve the save from their unconscious body? ...Maybe only one person plays/drinks at a time, so that the game can be delayed if they fail to finish their turn?
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« Reply #15732 on: September 06, 2012, 08:30:11 pm »

But what would we do when a player passed out mid-turn? ??? Would this be live, so we could actually see what happened?
But then how would we retrieve the save from their unconscious body? ...Maybe only one person plays/drinks at a time, so that the game can be delayed if they fail to finish their turn?

They pass out, the continue the next morning. While sufficently lubricated.

I plan to drink something very strong. Wouldn't want to have an unfair advantage, now would I?
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« Reply #15733 on: September 06, 2012, 08:31:52 pm »

Just be careful guys.  The plan is to have fun, not kill yourself.
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« Reply #15734 on: September 06, 2012, 08:32:58 pm »

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