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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14553524 times)

LordBaal

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155175 on: January 12, 2021, 07:52:11 pm »

About keep those molecular chains existing at all costs!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155176 on: January 12, 2021, 07:53:05 pm »

Fight for your Jeans!  LEVIS
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« Reply #155177 on: January 13, 2021, 04:08:48 am »

If we make our DNA pure enough we can create the Übermensch!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155178 on: January 13, 2021, 04:10:07 am »

So, I must harbor super defective DNA... No desire to propagate it in any capacity.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155179 on: January 13, 2021, 04:15:00 am »

So, I must harbor super defective DNA... No desire to propagate it in any capacity.
Same here
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155180 on: January 13, 2021, 04:17:56 am »

So is the ideal human just really horny? But isn't that contrary to how most of these kinds of people think, since horniness is supposed to be "immoral"? Or is that just for the women, but the men can be as horny as they want?
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« Reply #155181 on: January 13, 2021, 04:21:15 am »

So is the ideal human just really horny?
Yes, horny as hell all the time.
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LordBaal

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155182 on: January 13, 2021, 05:10:27 am »

Well, i.e. the Jehovah witness only have sex to procreate, of course inside marriage, as far as I know. So they realize the act only a handful of times in their life times, ideally only once per kid, or that is supposed they way they should behave.

Thing is, we are also supposed to be elevated from that position (horny animals, Bloodhound Gang Bad Touch not withstanding) to the point we should not sucumb to our basic instics.

Since we have awarenes [citation needed] and consciousness some people migth make rational decisions of not having offspring.

If your dna is faulty or not, I wouldn't know. Maybe at some level, since in the wild it would be evolutionary dead ends. Maybe it is a purely psicological thing strong enough to override it. Maybe is its a combination of both (some genetic predisposition combined with enviroment stimulus you got somewhere in your lives*).

Could it be (altough remotely) that you simply have not meet the rigth person? People change, even at latter stages of life.

At any rate Im fond to the both of you, and since I have no interest in reproducing with any of you I dont really care, keep being yourselves. ;p

*should I have used lifes? Or is it lives correct.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2021, 05:14:38 am by LordBaal »
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155183 on: January 13, 2021, 05:13:39 am »

Lives is correct
English is strange
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LordBaal

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« Reply #155184 on: January 13, 2021, 05:15:40 am »

Thanks. Indeed it is. But all lenguages are to some point, specially when you take in count regional dialects.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155185 on: January 13, 2021, 07:10:34 am »

Catto keeps meowing for food (usually what I'm eating: eggs and sardines), then when I show her the food, she just sniffs it, like she's saying, "What is this, human? This isn't food.". Is my cat defective or something?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155186 on: January 13, 2021, 07:18:08 am »

My cat will run from any distance as soon as he hears the opening of a packet. On discovering it to be anything but cat treats he gives the most disgusted look imaginable.
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« Reply #155187 on: January 13, 2021, 09:07:39 am »

My cat loved to be given right of refusal on my meals even though she usually didn't want any.  I think she didn't like cooked food.  She would chomp on fresh greens, though, probably for the same reason cats will nom blades of grass.  To be adorable something about aiding digestion.

Huh.  Why do we call stalks of grass "blades"?  There's a minor WTF.  I've received minor lacerations from grass though, so I guess it's not that weird.

And while I enjoy carnality very much, I am very sure I don't want to reproduce.  If my dad wants grandkids then he can (somehow) reconnect with my brother, or wait for me to find that special someone and adopt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155188 on: January 13, 2021, 09:37:09 am »

Cats and other carnivores do not care much about cooked food, yes. They can digest uncooked meat just fine.

About blades of grass, I suspect the reason is, that they have a similar shape to a blade of a sword or knife.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155189 on: January 13, 2021, 09:40:53 am »

Actually, we call the blade of a sword or knife that way because they resemble the leaf of plants, according to Google.

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