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[King Zultan]

Why not do what I do and bite the finger nails off.

Also if you don't want a girl hitting on you why don't you pull a knife on her tell her you not interested.

[LordBaal]

Yeah, but do you bit your toe nails too? Or how do you deal with them?

[ChairmanPoo]

Yeah, but do you bit your toe nails too? Or how do you deal with them?

I could if I wanted to!

I actually have resorted to that at times when no nail clipper was available

[King Zultan]

Yeah, but do you bit your toe nails too? Or how do you deal with them?

Some times, mostly I just pick at them until I can pull the excess off.

[LordBaal]

I am sickened but curious.

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[Mathel]

We used nail scissors with pete when he was newborn and like the first year and half. Really would not know how good they are in adults.

If I understand you Mathel, you bite your nails? Or how do you shorten them without tools? Genuinely interested.

I do not bite them off. I use another nail's front edge to cut into the target nail's side edge, then use the cut to tear the front section of the target nail off.

About the nail scissors, I just realised that perhaps mom just has too tough nails.

[methylatedspirit]

God, first people have crushes on me, just now a girl told me that she had (what amounts to) a crush on my bike. When will this madness end?!

At least I get where she's coming from; other people riding my bike say it's comfortable as all hell despite not having a suspension. It's a fat bike; its tires are 26x4.0 (i.e. THICC by typical bike standards). I think that's where most of the comfort is, along with some kind of engineering that lets it feel way lighter while riding than you'd first expect, considering its size. It's not self-stable at all (keep at least one hand firmly on the handlebars, or you will fall in the next 3 seconds), but it's incredibly nimble.

Now, why people are attracted to me, I don't have a damn clue. Maybe God's trying to tell me something, like "Get into a relationship, dammit! I don't care if you end up with a harem!".

[ArchimedesWojak]

if you do end up with a harem let us know how it goes

[MrRoboto75]

"Get into a relationship, dammit! I don't care if you end up with a harem!"

Ah, there's the title of the manga

[LordBaal]

Yeah, but who will draw it?

[scriver]

Maybe they're all just using you to get with your bike meth

[LordBaal]

Oh the plot thickens.... the twist the harem really belongs to meth's bike comes in the last issue of the manga?

[Vector]

sudden flashbacks to Kino's Journey

[bloop_bleep]

It is time to take your place as Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, methylatedspirit. The harem is the first phase.

May the glory of Suleiman I shine through thee.

[Mathel]

I agree with scriver, that the bike thing may be a plot to get to meth.

About what to do, the best I can say is, tell them whatever you think about the wooing attemts.