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[pisskop]

She said Valencia.  But I didnt ask a city.

The long story short:  She is 28, she left her 3 kids to move her ad get her greencard and bring them over.  She lives with her parents, she is a hard worker, moderately smart, did safety inspection work in the old country, and while we would probably get along a hell of a lot better if we spoke the same language we don't, so I made it clear it was just a platonic date.

I did keep thinking of you though, Baal, while we were talking.
  lol

[LordBaal]

Ohhh you rascal. But I must warn you, Im married! Hahaha


Oh Valencia is like the second or third biggest city, old indutrial power house and as insidejoke we say it has a really high gay population, think of San Fransico gay jokes.

She probably worked as safety insprctor on a factory or something.

3 kids at that age is above average but not by that much I guess, probably started pretty young.

Well, if you have some means to keep in touch a friendship could flourish.

[MrRoboto75]

The Spyro Trilogy remake is driving me nuts.

I swear you fall faster when gliding, and I recall even in the first game pressing triangle while in a glide gave you a short hop before exiting the glide.

So many jumps in the remake I either barely make at all or bump into the very ledge of the destination and fall.

[methylatedspirit]

I fell down on mud today. I've forgotten how slippery mud can be; it's nigh-impossible to not end up sliding so hard that you fall on your ass. It's like water, but at least water spreads out and gets out of your way.

Is this what it's like to walk on ice?

[pisskop]

I fell down on mud today. I've forgotten how slippery mud can be; it's nigh-impossible to not end up sliding so hard that you fall on your ass. It's like water, but at least water spreads out and gets out of your way.

Is this what it's like to walk on ice?

A little, but proper ice, like black ice, is hard to see, and wont move for you.  You will just be walking and you feet suddenly cant stop you from falling like normal.  Have you ever had that toy as a child where you have 2 upsidedown buckets with some string attached that you hold on to?  Where you pull the string in your hands and then plop your feet around to walk?  That's how you tend to approach ice.  So you can feel where it is and how it wants you to move.

[Caz]

I fell on the ice a couple times today. This place has been an ice rink for weeks it seems. Melts just enough in the day to become a pristine sheet again overnight.

[scriver]

Ice with a small amount of melt water on top of it is the most devious though.

[Frumple]

that feeling when you press as hard as you can on a nail clipper and your nail's just like lol clipper can't melt these steel beams

for a bit there there was a white line on my fingernail and an impotent nail clipper in my hand

[methylatedspirit]

I had a nail clipper fail on me in real time; every time I clipped my toenails, it just got shittier and shittier at actually clipping, and eventually, it just fell apart. I know my nails are thick, but that's a bit much. Crappiest nail clipper I ever used. I don't even know you could make something so terrible that it just destroys itself on first use.

I wonder if that was specifically intended for women's nails, since I heard those are generally thinner. Not that I consider myself a man, but you get the picture.

[pisskop]

consider filing them - or better yet, paying a nice salon girl to!

[methylatedspirit]

consider filing them - or better yet, paying a nice salon girl to!

I suppose I could go to a salon, but my feet and knees are incredibly sensitive. It's a very strong sensation. I can touch them myself, but if anyone else tries to do it, my body just flips the fuck out and tries to move them away as fast and as far as possible. I've had friends experiment with my knees because they're so sensitive, and it turns out that their knees aren't as sensitive as mine. I heard it's a common sign of autism; abnormally-high or abnormally-low sensitivity to stimuli, so I guess it all checks out.

I don't think I could go to a salon to have my nails filed, or much of anything else, really. I'd just pull them back as soon as they even get close. I suppose you could restrain me, but I think salon visits are supposed to be something you enjoy.

Now, doing it myself... what kind of file are you talking about? Surely not those big ones you use for smoothing down wood or stuff. I have a nail clipper with a tiny file attached to it, but would that be enough to handle an entire body's worth of nails?



On a completely different and recurring note, a girl serenaded me with what appears to be a love song. More evidence to add to the pile. I still don't have a clue on how to respond to these... advances(?). It's like my brain just stalls out for a few seconds trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. I dunno why I'm acting so surprised; I already have good evidence that people like me. Why, though? Am I charming? Do I look good? Are these people just horny? Are these people ever gonna do something about it, or are they gonna continue their advances until I "get it"?

[Naturegirl1999]

Try telling the girl about the brain stall out, take my advice with a grain of salt, as I’ve never been in a romantic relationship. If you know the song she sings, try singing with her. These sound like good ideas but I don’t know if they’d work

[methylatedspirit]

Try telling the girl about the brain stall out, take my advice with a grain of salt, as I’ve never been in a romantic relationship. If you know the song she sings, try singing with her. These sound like good ideas but I don’t know if they’d work

I'm spooked. What do you mean, "sing songs with her"? Wouldn't that make her more interested in me? That's the opposite of what I want; I want her to get off my back, not have her latch harder and harder onto me! One person's hard enough to handle, but what seems like multiple people all chasing me at once? God, give me strength.

[MrRoboto75]

You'll just have to accept you're the clueless protagonist of the latest harem manga.

[Naturegirl1999]

Try telling the girl about the brain stall out, take my advice with a grain of salt, as I’ve never been in a romantic relationship. If you know the song she sings, try singing with her. These sound like good ideas but I don’t know if they’d work

I'm spooked. What do you mean, "sing songs with her"? Wouldn't that make her more interested in me? That's the opposite of what I want; I want her to get off my back, not have her latch harder and harder onto me! One person's hard enough to handle, but what seems like multiple people all chasing me at once? God, give me strength.

Oh. In this case, just tell her you’re not interested in her