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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14527139 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154200 on: November 06, 2020, 11:17:08 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154201 on: November 06, 2020, 11:22:09 am »

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« Reply #154202 on: November 06, 2020, 11:32:09 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154203 on: November 06, 2020, 11:47:07 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154204 on: November 06, 2020, 12:08:37 pm »

WTF. I was just taking a shit on the toilet, and all of a sudden a trickle of clear fluid dripped from my nose. About the viscosity of water.
I don't have a runny nose, I don't have any cold-like symptoms, and blowing my nose afterwards produced nothing whatsoever.
Hope I am not leaking brain fluid.

If it happens again, I'll try to catch it before it drips on my sweater, and taste it.  Snot is salty, brain fluid contains glucose and is sweet tasting, so I should be able to tell the difference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154205 on: November 06, 2020, 12:59:47 pm »

I have that happen to me on occasion. Usually happens before/after a mild cold. Before/after my nose gets clogged by snot, my guess is that the system gets irritated and starts dishing out fluids before they get clogged up by whatever makes snot what it is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154206 on: November 06, 2020, 02:04:51 pm »

把他们都杀了 一九八九 世界是一个混蛋 我是垃圾人 死神
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Killed them all, 1989, the world is a bastard, I'm a garbage man, death
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« Reply #154207 on: November 06, 2020, 06:04:09 pm »

We have at least 200 eggs now.

It's common to give a new mother food when you visit the baby for the first time. Chicken is especially common as Chinese tradition says it helps with milk production. Most people know I'm veg though and have given my wife eggs so I can eat them too. Half our fridge is full and there's another box of at least 30 on the floor. They just don't stop coming.

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« Reply #154208 on: November 06, 2020, 06:10:11 pm »

Neat.  I didnt know you were chinese.

Congrats on enough eggs to start a hatchery!  And the baby too, I guess.
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« Reply #154209 on: November 06, 2020, 06:36:25 pm »

Delph is not just Chinese, but actively living in China. I don't know how he has access to Bay12, but it's best not to question it.
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« Reply #154210 on: November 06, 2020, 06:43:55 pm »

Delph is not just Chinese, but actively living in China. I don't know how he has access to Bay12, but it's best not to question it.

I'm not Chinese, for the record. The Bay12 access also alludes me, as a lot of forum hosts are blocked to some degree (lots of websites aren't blocked by the GFW but are blocked because some element of their site is blocked or blocks access from Chinese servers.) I won't question it either.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154211 on: November 06, 2020, 07:38:27 pm »

delphonso is the Chinese president´s alt account.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154212 on: November 06, 2020, 07:45:19 pm »

I accessed bay12 from mainland China no problem

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« Reply #154213 on: November 06, 2020, 09:19:21 pm »

In Venezuela we dont have a great wall like in China but we have a.... cheap fence...? There are several pages that are either blocked by some or other ISP (not that there are many) and some other are certainly monitored. So far bay12 forums has never been blocked, even when sometimes they seem to rachet up the firewall for hours or days for whatever some reason, like the day they opened the tomb of Simon Bolivar.

This site seems to be fairly unimportant politicaly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154214 on: November 06, 2020, 09:35:14 pm »

were just so chill here!
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