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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14933612 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153840 on: October 03, 2020, 11:15:14 am »

6: Ghost
7: Aliens
8: Ghost Aliens
9: Terminator
10: Stealthy Videogame Protaganist
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LordBaal

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153841 on: October 03, 2020, 12:06:39 pm »

11 A butterfly moved its wings on Japan and somehow... it was you! You pushed it! Confess.
12 You, but asleep, you are a sonambule.

And Th4DwArfY1, your brother is an total asshole and if I recall not the first time you tell us here.

Like it was said, tell your dad that you will not give you your car anymore if66 he keep lending it to your brother without your permission.

Again, like it was said, tell him to think what would you people do WHEN your idiot brother destroy your last car in the household.

Lastly your brother should pay for your dad car.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

King Zultan

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« Reply #153842 on: October 03, 2020, 12:12:46 pm »

13 Zombie ghosts!
14 Soviet spies
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« Reply #153843 on: October 03, 2020, 12:27:57 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153844 on: October 03, 2020, 12:33:15 pm »

16 Batman.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153845 on: October 03, 2020, 12:37:23 pm »

17 fairies decided your plant was ugly.

18 there was no plant, youre hallucinating again. Take your medication.
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JoshuaFH

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« Reply #153846 on: October 03, 2020, 12:53:11 pm »

19 the deepstate thought your plant knew too much, and dispatched someone to silence it.

20 someone stole your real plant, and planted a fake to confuse you.
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LordBaal

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« Reply #153847 on: October 03, 2020, 01:07:10 pm »

21 You are now exuding a chemical that makes plants suicide. Is the happening... but backwards... so you are the gnineppah... expect confused Mark Wahlberg memes
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

Egan_BW

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« Reply #153848 on: October 03, 2020, 01:23:28 pm »

22: a kobold tried to steal the vase but it was too heavy and she dropped it.
23: plant was trying to climb out to steal a snack from your pantry.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #153849 on: October 03, 2020, 01:36:15 pm »

24 Ghost farts
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

LordBaal

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« Reply #153850 on: October 03, 2020, 01:49:43 pm »

25 A drop from the sun landed on the pot... sundrop on a pot.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

Eric Blank

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« Reply #153851 on: October 03, 2020, 02:21:01 pm »

26 Chihuahua in the pot
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« Reply #153852 on: October 03, 2020, 04:03:58 pm »

27 The plant tried to smoke its own pot.
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« Reply #153853 on: October 03, 2020, 04:47:47 pm »

28 You were abducted and probed by aliens while asleep, and they purposedly toppled your plant, knowing you would be too busy being puzzled about the plant to remember what they really did to you.
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« Reply #153854 on: October 03, 2020, 06:02:36 pm »

29: See 30 for the actual answer.

30: See 29 for the actual answer.
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