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[Nadaka]

Wow. So the Steve Jobs reality distortion field is still in effect.

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/08/31/steve-jobs-has-been-reincarnated-as-warrior-philosopher-thai-group-says/

1. Why are people worshiping Steve?
2. Why are people still worshiping Steve?
3. Why are they literally now worshiping Steve?

Because he brought the law writ on his tablet down from the mountain at Cupertino and said "behold, I have patented pinch to zoom and rectangles with rounded corners and interfaces that don't have enough buttons to be useful. And lo, you shouldn't even bother looking for prior art, that would anger the lord."

[Vorthon]

Why did I buy so much stuff at the fair? Fuck, my mom is so going to kill me when she gets home from work today.

Let's see... A silver ring, a replica gladius, a fedora, a picture of a snow leopard. And that's not even counting all the money I spent of fair food.

Why the hell can't I be trusted with money?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The volume knob on my computer inexplicably sometimes causes the c key to type.

[Vorthon]

The volume knob on my computer inexplicably sometimes causes the c key to type.

That's nothing. On my old laptop (Which is thankfully gone), pressing the g or the b key would cause the cursor to shoot off into one corner of the screen and stay there for several minutes at a time.

[kisame12794]

The volume up button on mine mutes the volume.

[The Darkling Wolf]

The volume control on mine changes the volume by the specified amount.

Going by the previous comments, this is actually WTF worthy

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The volume control on mine changes the volume by the specified amount.

Sounds like it's broken, better call tech support.

[Hanslanda]

Why did I buy so much stuff at the fair? Fuck, my mom is so going to kill me when she gets home from work today.

Let's see... A silver ring, a replica gladius, a fedora, a picture of a snow leopard. And that's not even counting all the money I spent of fair food.

Why the hell can't I be trusted with money?

A gladius... Do want... Wise investment.

[Tellemurius]

The volume control on mine changes the volume by the specified amount.

Sounds like it's broken, better call tech support.

What am i a fucking miracle worker? Call Steve Jobs.

[The Darkling Wolf]

The volume control on mine changes the volume by the specified amount.

Sounds like it's broken, better call tech support.

What am i a fucking miracle worker? Call Steve Jobs.

But I don't have Steve Jobs' skype

[brainfreez]

I've heard that ironically Steve Jobs lost his job!

[Heron TSG]

Uh, guys. I hate to break it to you, but Steve Jobs is dead. He can't receive calls, skype, or pay.

[Tellemurius]

Uh, guys. I hate to break it to you, but Steve Jobs is dead. He can't receive calls, skype, or pay.

JESUS, HES MAKING LIESZ

[Truean]

http://www.dailybusinessreview.com/PubArticleDBR.jsp?id=1202569682823&rss=dbr&slreturn=20120801140323

God damn it people; we've all seen Superman 3 and this is even less inventive than that. How do people think they're gonna keep getting away with this same old ploy?

[kaijyuu]

When working cashier jobs, I always gave people an extra cent or two if it meant I didn't have to pick out pennies. By that logic, cashiers like me are costing companies thousands!