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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14546207 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151035 on: April 17, 2020, 01:31:50 am »

Soylent Green.  The solution to so many problems, both logistical and social.

Coming soon! Soylent Green PLUS--  Made from only the wealthiest humans.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151036 on: April 17, 2020, 01:36:14 am »

Made from the rich, for the rich.
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« Reply #151037 on: April 17, 2020, 01:37:58 am »

Soylent Greenbacks?   
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« Reply #151038 on: April 17, 2020, 01:46:58 am »

Phhht..

We have these walkie talkies to use at work-- One has just started asserting that the battery needs changed.

In the most awful cockney accent ever. LOL

"Please chang' ya Bat'ry!"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151039 on: April 17, 2020, 02:07:39 am »

Friends can be food too!

I always play with my food
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wierd

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151040 on: April 17, 2020, 02:09:47 am »

Just need one of these and some hamburger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVrZEh6YNs

Maybe add some spices and egg white, along with a little powdered moo-gloo...


You can have your own man-meat sausages for breakfast in no time.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2020, 02:16:18 am by wierd »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151041 on: April 17, 2020, 07:10:16 am »

The worst kind of toys were those that had zero or expensive replacement gels that you needed to actually enjoy the toy.

Let's not discuss the poor quality of these particular types of cashgrabs
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151042 on: April 17, 2020, 07:22:30 am »

But you can totally make your own...

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TERMINATOR™ 2 BIO-FLESH REGENERATOR

The  Terminator™  2  Bio-Flesh  Regenerator,  from  Kenner  ,  based  on  the  movie  Terminator  2:  Judgment  Day™, allows the user to mold and destroy their own Terminator™. The user is supplied with two Terminator™ Endoskeleton Ac
tion Figures which are placed in a mold, slipped into a plastic base unit, and then injected with Bio-Flesh to produce Terminators™.  The Bio-Flesh “skin” can be torn off the Terminators™ in “battles”.

Terminator™ 2 Bio-Flesh is the material that a dentist may use in making a mold of a patient’s teeth.  It is composed of  potassium  alginate  (a  seaweed  derivative),  silica  in  the  form  of  diatomaceous  earth  and  cristobalite  (a  silicon dioxide  mineral),  tetrasodium  pyrophosphate  (to  provide  cross  linking  to  form  a  gel-type  material),  and  some coloring material.

So, it is basically:

PotassiumAlginate
diotomaceous earth
Cristobalite
Tetrasodium pyrophosphate
(and, likely)
Red #40
Yellow #6
Blue #2

Should be possible to obtain all of them from Amazon in bulk.



However, I would suggest just using hamburger, water, and moo-gloo.  Then you can actually cook and serve them.
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« Reply #151043 on: April 17, 2020, 08:06:53 am »

I think the silica is mostly there as an anti-caking agent, although they might want it as a dessicant too. Either way, you could probably omit it and avoid having to handle diatomaceous earth.

Also, if you want an edible flesh-like gel that's easier to make from grocery store ingredients, I use gelatin, some kind of milk, and food dye. It doesn't tear anything like flesh, but it is at least squishy, and you can dye it to look enough like flesh for decorative purposes. I usually make it in a brain-shaped mold and drizzle on some berry sauce.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151044 on: April 17, 2020, 01:46:16 pm »

So I decided to get Tinder. I'm guessing coronavirus is pushing people into the app's welcoming arms. I live in a rural area, but approximately 30 people have liked me over three days. I've liked four of them and had meaningful conversations with two. The WTF is the level of activity on the app.

As an aside, I'm pretty happy with one of the conversations and have been told I scored a post-corona date, which is nice. She's something of a golden ingot in the middle of all the fish-lip pouts and thick makeup.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151045 on: April 17, 2020, 01:54:35 pm »

Ive lost muscle mass and gained fat over the shutdown.

Im kind of embarrassed to try.  Props to you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151046 on: April 17, 2020, 02:06:14 pm »

I do a 10000 step walk/jog every day and some other weight exercises at home, so I don't think I'm getting fat. Though I'm also baking a lot so who knows XD
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Yoink

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« Reply #151047 on: April 17, 2020, 10:02:10 pm »

Just use a decade-old photo like everyone else on dating apps.   
At least, that's going from the stories I've read, haha. Still, well done for not getting flabby. I myself have experienced some unexpected online female attention without even seeking it out - same as the Tinder activity you mentioned, I believe this virus business is sending a great many people stir-crazy. The chaos has probably hardly even begun at this point.   

I think a meme I saw, shared by some (I believe these are the correct terms) poly+pansexual Facebook friend of mine describes it quite well, but to share it I'd have to save it and I'm not sure I can be bothered going to the trouble.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151048 on: April 18, 2020, 11:43:41 am »

Goddamn trying to mod Oblivion on steam. How do I even.
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wierd

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151049 on: April 18, 2020, 11:46:31 am »

Goddamn trying to mod Oblivion on steam. How do I even.

Nexus mod manager + Creation Kit
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