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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14835 on: August 27, 2012, 06:36:19 pm »

GODAMMIT. Macromeme why are you like crack? It's like Tvtropes but you don't hit those dead end pages.
Since when has tvtropes had dead ends?
When you have looked at all the tropes in a group and realize holy shit it's been three hours.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14838 on: August 27, 2012, 06:57:22 pm »

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/08/judge-of-the-day-this-is-what-you-call-a-lack-of-good-judgment/
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He didn't know he couldn't rule on himself. Really?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14839 on: August 27, 2012, 06:58:02 pm »

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/08/judge-of-the-day-this-is-what-you-call-a-lack-of-good-judgment/


And these people determine my fate. :D

I'd rather have that than this: because at this point, you're not even trying to look like you're trying. Yet another reason to stay out of law school.... Gee, I bet a lot of those people failed the bar exam. Who would've thought between the freaking rodents, the fact that the test was pretty much in a barn, and ah yes, the blackout conditions killing the laptops you're taking the test on. The test is all day, but without an outlet to plug into your lappy battery isn't. I just.... ouch. I still remember the bar exam, try as I might to forget it. I now feel grateful by comparison and somewhat outraged that basically bar examiners can do more or less whatever they want it appears. I mean ... it's only the biggest test of some of those people's lives but it's cool if there are rodents right?
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« Reply #14840 on: August 27, 2012, 07:13:06 pm »

Can't a judge simply order more protection if he feels imself threatened? I thought that was why they had bailiffs.
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« Reply #14841 on: August 27, 2012, 07:17:46 pm »

Can't a judge simply order more protection if he feels imself threatened? I thought that was why they had bailiffs.

I'll be honest with you; I'm not sure exactly how that works. On the one hand, I imagine theoretically yes. On the other, everything is a budget cut these days. When they're laying off police, fire and EMS.... Who knows.
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« Reply #14842 on: August 27, 2012, 07:35:03 pm »

At the hospital where I work there are fifteen surgeons retiring this year, and they aren't replacing any of them. Things are looking kind of bleak with the cuts.

Still, you hear a wide range of opinions, from the "things will get better in 4-5 years" to "everything will be shitty and private in 4-5 years".
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« Reply #14843 on: August 27, 2012, 07:38:27 pm »

So, if 15 surgeons are retiring, do they have any left?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14844 on: August 27, 2012, 07:48:09 pm »

So, if 15 surgeons are retiring, do they have any left?
My thoughts exactly >.> That hospital must be really big to even have 15 surgeons to spare...?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14845 on: August 27, 2012, 08:15:44 pm »

Can't a judge simply order more protection if he feels imself threatened? I thought that was why they had bailiffs.

I'll be honest with you; I'm not sure exactly how that works. On the one hand, I imagine theoretically yes. On the other, everything is a budget cut these days. When they're laying off police, fire and EMS.... Who knows.


I think the bailiffs are only tasked with protecting the judge while he is in court. I think his protection is his business outside court, but he's the judge, so a 911 call that starts with, 'This is Judge McAbouttoGetShot, come to my house.' would have much higher priority than any other person calling. Which, I believe, is discrimination, but what do I know?
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« Reply #14846 on: August 27, 2012, 08:39:16 pm »

Perhaps the second craziest thing I've heard a judge doing today. (Behind the gun thing.) Michael Eakin is a fantastically skilled poet, it seems.
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« Reply #14847 on: August 27, 2012, 08:59:36 pm »

So, if 15 surgeons are retiring, do they have any left?
Yeah, quite a few. It's not really that odd, particularily if they weren't all from the same speciality and/or were part of the larger ones. (General surgery is particularily large, as well as ORL and trauma)

(And yeah it's a relatively large, tertiary hospital. It's not unusual for departments to be fairly large)
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« Reply #14848 on: August 28, 2012, 01:09:53 am »

@Poodlemoth: At first I was like, "D'awwww!"

And then I was all "Kill it with fire!"

Yeah, it didn't seem so cute once I realised it was real, and imagined the goddamn thing. :-\ Also that needs to be a meme.
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