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[Rolan7]

Insincere hostility is the best hostility

[TamerVirus]

Got out of work
Some drunk guy passed out in the road; just laying on asphalt and not giving a shit.
So I put a traffic cone next to him and went on my merry way

[hector13]

Insincere hostility is the best hostility

Excuse me, but I don’t like you.

I don’t like you in white text.

I don’t like you in black text.

I especially don’t like you in transparent text.

If there’s one thing I’ll never dislike you in, though, it’s darkling, ‘cause fuck darkling.

And your own skin I guess, ‘cause you’re actually pretty awesome.

[Dunamisdeos]

Got out of work
Some drunk guy passed out in the road; just laying on asphalt and not giving a shit.
So I put a traffic cone next to him and went on my merry way

That was nice of you.

[Yoink]

Thanks bro

[TD1]

Thanks bro

[Reelya]

Shoulda put the traffic cone on his head then when he wakes up he'd wonder when he got that.

[pikachu17]

Should of bought a hat and put it on his head.

[TamerVirus]

Shoulda put the traffic cone on his head then when he wakes up he'd wonder when he got that.

Fella was definitely awake, and I didn’t want to test if he was a fan of construction pylon headwear.

[pikachu17]

Maybe this is the origin of Conehead Zombie.

[Frumple]

It suddenly occurred to me that there's someone out there whose job is to make monkeys fuck. Breeding programs, conservation efforts, zoo related stuff, etc. There probably an entire economic niche for simian sex support. Somebody out there trains for it, people get trained for it, paid for it, the whole nine yards.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm the monkeyfucker."

"... what?"

"It's not the worst superpower but it's on the list."

[JoshuaFH]

It suddenly occurred to me that there's someone out there whose job is to make monkeys fuck. Breeding programs, conservation efforts, zoo related stuff, etc. There probably an entire economic niche for simian sex support. Somebody out there trains for it, people get trained for it, paid for it, the whole nine yards.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm the monkeyfucker."

"... what?"

"It's not the worst superpower but it's on the list."

For all the things you can major in, getting a degree in Pandafuckology isn't the worst.

[wierd]

The generalized term for this is "Animal husbandry"

[ggamer]

As someone who worked on a farm for the first twelve years of his life i can tell you with absolute certainty it is most definitely called animal fuckology

[wierd]

LOL

If you insist, but no. It's animal husbandry