Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Reelya]

Let me know when they have smelly cheese golem.

And there's the new tale of the Avocado on Toast Man who winds up getting eaten by a hungry Millennial. Ends with "you trusted me to deliver on what I agreed to 5 minutes ago? I'm a Millennial".

*snaps half-eaten Avocado on Toast Man for Instagram*

[hector13]

Are Millenials super untrustworthy now?

[Reelya]

The joke was about their short attention span. Point being the role of the fox in the gingerbread man story.

[scriver]

Are Millenials super untrustworthy now?

Yes? We always break down when you need us the most, and our hyper drives always give out

[Yoink]

Was Bay12 down with a 502 error for hours, or was it just me?

[methylatedspirit]

Certainly was. By my count, it was out for about 4 hours and 20 minutes.

[Reelya]

Are Millenials super untrustworthy now?

Yes? We always break down when you need us the most, and our hyper drives always give out

However, millennials can make the coffee run in under 12 minutes.

[Naturegirl1999]

Was Bay12 down with a 502 error for hours, or was it just me?

Yes, it was down for a bit yesterday

[Yoink]

Certainly was. By my count, it was out for about 4 hours and 20 minutes.

502 blaze it bruh

[Mathel]

While picking apples (mostly rotten ones), I just found a wallnut. About 40m from the nearest wallnut tree, line of sight to which was obstructed by a house.

Edit: Having cracked it open, I found it is even edible. I ate it.

[dragdeler]

-

[Iduno]

Spoiler: unrelated rant (click to show/hide)

I work nights so I sleep during the day.  While I was trying to sleep I got 1 call every hour from the same number (my own phone number).  Normally after the 2nd call I turn off the phone, but my mom was going to the doctor today so I wanted to keep it on in case of emergency.  So I essentially got no sleep, under the worry that every time the phone rang it was the doctor.

While looking through the phone log they call again and I end up accidentally answering, because my phone uses the answer button as the scroll down button.  Turns out they wanted to try and scam my computer.  At which point I told the person on the other side that he can cut the act because he does not look very legit when he's calling from my own number.  At which point he gave me a 'fuck you' and hung up.  Fortunately, after that they stopped calling, though I'm sure I've been put on some further list saying I'm a live person.

How the hell has this stuff not been stopped yet?  Technology to verify caller id is accurate already exists, and it seems pretty goddamn basic even without it to stop any calls where the source and destination number are the same and it's coming from an outside line.  How the hell has this been a problem going on 10 fucking years?  I would think Microsoft at least would be lobbying to stop this shit since they always claim to be them.

Phone companies make money off call volume, so stopping scam calls would seriously cut into their profits. Especially if they have to spend money to use new technology.

Are Millenials super untrustworthy now?

I think it's mostly "don't spend money on things Boomers think are important, because they don't have money." Which is highly insulting to Boomers, because they have to consider that they fucked over future generations for their own profit, even though they like to pretend they didn't.

[Mathel]

Central europe. I have so far (in 4,5 hours) picked 3 wheelbarrows of rotten apples and 1 small crate of good ones. But the many of rotten apples are from the past 1.5 month.

That is to say, I am picking them off the ground, not off the trees. If I went off the trees, there would be much more good apples, but I am barely managing to pick off the ground.

[dragdeler]

-

[Mathel]

Composting them. They get to turn into dirt anyway, it is just preferable they do not do it under the apple trees.