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[Kagus]

Ah yes, the Jello desert... Considerably smaller than the Sahara, but far more treacherous.

[Teneb]

Ah yes, the Jello desert... Considerably smaller than the Sahara, but far more treacherous.

Remember to walk irregularly when crossing the Jello desert, lest you attract the attention of the gummy worms.

[Egan_BW]

Well, last time I ate at Taco Bell, I nearly died of food poisoning. The times before that the tortillas tasted like they were wrapped in plastic, the meat had a in-the-fridge-for-a-week waxy greasiness, and the vegetables were simply missing.


When I said that Taco Bell food was borderline poison, I was speaking literal truth.

Okay, that's your experience. I've had that food probably many more times than you have, considering the fact that I like it and you're poisoned by it, and every time it's tasted acceptable and not poisoned me in any way.

[scriver]

The most devious of poison. It went back in time and poisoned your grandfather.

[Reelya]

Food critics defend Taco Bell, label it "acceptable" "edible" and "not poison".

[Flying Dice]

Well, last time I ate at Taco Bell, I nearly died of food poisoning. The times before that the tortillas tasted like they were wrapped in plastic, the meat had a in-the-fridge-for-a-week waxy greasiness, and the vegetables were simply missing.


When I said that Taco Bell food was borderline poison, I was speaking literal truth.

Okay, that's your experience. I've had that food probably many more times than you have, considering the fact that I like it and you're poisoned by it, and every time it's tasted acceptable and not poisoned me in any way.

It's anecdotal either way. Every time I've eaten at McDonalds they've given me raw meat. Doesn't mean every burger or nugget they serve is a manufacturing defect.

[Naturegirl1999]

Well, last time I ate at Taco Bell, I nearly died of food poisoning. The times before that the tortillas tasted like they were wrapped in plastic, the meat had a in-the-fridge-for-a-week waxy greasiness, and the vegetables were simply missing.


When I said that Taco Bell food was borderline poison, I was speaking literal truth.

Okay, that's your experience. I've had that food probably many more times than you have, considering the fact that I like it and you're poisoned by it, and every time it's tasted acceptable and not poisoned me in any way.

It's anecdotal either way. Every time I've eaten at McDonalds they've given me raw meat. Doesn't mean every burger or nugget they serve is a manufacturing defect.

What McDonalds were you at that consistently gave raw meat?

[Sirus]

Well, last time I ate at Taco Bell, I nearly died of food poisoning. The times before that the tortillas tasted like they were wrapped in plastic, the meat had a in-the-fridge-for-a-week waxy greasiness, and the vegetables were simply missing.


When I said that Taco Bell food was borderline poison, I was speaking literal truth.

Okay, that's your experience. I've had that food probably many more times than you have, considering the fact that I like it and you're poisoned by it, and every time it's tasted acceptable and not poisoned me in any way.

It's anecdotal either way. Every time I've eaten at McDonalds they've given me raw meat. Doesn't mean every burger or nugget they serve is a manufacturing defect.

What McDonalds were you at that consistently gave raw meat?

Also, why would you keep going there?

[TD1]

Flying Dice confirmed as Werewolf, get yer silver bullets here.

[pisskop]

If you shoot them you cant get bit and live.

[Kagus]

(Presumably?) Bisexual mofo tonight tried getting me hot and bothered with some half-assed Stolen Valor...

"Oh yeah, and I also went to West Point"

"West Point military academy?"

"Yeah"

"Oh neat, what was your specialization? I knew a guy in Cavalry who went there"

"Uhh... Y'know, it was really long ago, and I've done a lot of stuff with guitar since then, so I don't really... But I was a gunner!"

"So, infantry? Squad gunner?"

"Yeah! I uh... I shot squirrels, from 16,000 miles away!" (in his defense, the man was quite drunk)



Then when the bar was closing, I walked out and he was sitting at one of the tables. I waved goodbye in passing, and he shouted after me "If you wanna go home with me, you can just say so!", to which I replied: "Nah, it's cool!" (in my defense, I was also quite drunk)

[hector13]

Perhaps you would have enjoyed the tender minstrations or someone who claims to be able to shoot small mammals from 2/3 of the world away.

Then again, if he can’t think to go the short way, there’s probably something wrong with him.

[Eric Blank]

Maybe the squirrel had effective cover from the near side

[wierd]

This belongs both here and in ameripol, but ameripol gets too much of this, so I am posting it here.

https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/458694-trump-preps-conspiracy-theory-to-explain-faltering-economy

Please, somebody do some environmental science to see if there are any, any at all, correlations between modern pollutants in the past 20 years, and increased incidence rates of batshit crazy like this.

[Reelya]

The whole world is trying to crash the entire world economy because they think it'll inconvenience Donald Trump.