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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14990267 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14595 on: August 24, 2012, 06:56:52 pm »

Granted we're not going to stop, so I guess we just sit here and play with ourselves or something. =/
Hand lotion works better for that than hand sanitizer, anyway.
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« Reply #14596 on: August 24, 2012, 07:01:48 pm »

That... that just reminded me of the most horrific memory of high school. The year we got hand sanitizer dispensers the weird kid decided to play with himself using it. I don't know what the hell caused it to hurt him so bad, but to this day I cross my legs when thinking of that poor, weird bastard's screams.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14597 on: August 24, 2012, 07:22:01 pm »

Tears make the best lubricant, although blood will do in a tight spot.

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« Reply #14598 on: August 24, 2012, 07:26:04 pm »

Tears make the best lubricant, although blood will do in a tight spot.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I just have to ask if that was intentional.
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« Reply #14599 on: August 24, 2012, 07:31:27 pm »

Tears make the best lubricant, although blood will do in a tight spot.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I just have to ask if that was intentional.
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« Reply #14600 on: August 24, 2012, 07:34:41 pm »

My sister is reading. A novel. An actual, proper novel. And it isn't any of those twilight books. I'm just waiting for the universe to start tearing itself apart now.
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« Reply #14601 on: August 24, 2012, 07:42:52 pm »

My sister is reading. A novel. An actual, proper novel. And it isn't any of those twilight books. I'm just waiting for the universe to start tearing itself apart now.
Is it 50 shades of grey then, if not twilight?
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« Reply #14602 on: August 24, 2012, 07:44:44 pm »

No. Fortunately. It's some novel called 'Heartshaped Box' or something like that. It has something to do with ghosts.
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« Reply #14603 on: August 24, 2012, 07:47:38 pm »

Doesn't ring a bell, so its either not bad, or good but I never heard of it. Or quietly terrible.
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« Reply #14604 on: August 24, 2012, 08:16:12 pm »

I read it a while ago. It starts off decent, albeit the ending is a bit lame.
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« Reply #14605 on: August 24, 2012, 08:17:21 pm »

Huh. My step-great-aunt suggested it, and she normally has a pretty decent taste in books.


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« Reply #14606 on: August 24, 2012, 08:18:48 pm »

I am not saying this in a bad way. It starts off quite creepy. The ending is a bit cliche, thats the gist of it
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« Reply #14607 on: August 24, 2012, 09:38:43 pm »

Well a cliche ending is perfect for someone who doesn't read a lot eh? It doesn't matter how many times it's been used before if it's the first thing you read.
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« Reply #14608 on: August 24, 2012, 09:42:31 pm »

I have recently been replaying Twilight Princess (the GC version) on my Wii.  I don't have a memory card and am just leaving the wii on between sessions.  Your guess is as good as mine if I beat it thanks to that.  All it takes is an accidental button push or one loss of power...

But during a little light reading I have come across some incredibly perfect little details.... details about Majora's Mask and similarities to ...another... mask... and the identity of the Hero's Spectre...

WTF Nintendo I thought you weren't supposed to mindfuck children.
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« Reply #14609 on: August 24, 2012, 09:44:42 pm »

What're you talking about?
I've played those games, so spill.
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