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Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14490 on: August 23, 2012, 09:59:36 pm »

Yeah, we haven't annexed Puerto Rico and Guam yet.
Or Canada! :P
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« Reply #14491 on: August 23, 2012, 10:00:57 pm »

Puerto Rico becoming a state would be pretty cool, I think. 50 is a boring, even number.

Plus, you know, a southern state more sympathetic to latin americans. As opposed to the "deport your poor, your tired, your huddled masses" attitude ones.
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« Reply #14492 on: August 23, 2012, 10:01:42 pm »

Would Canada still be our hat if we made it a part of us, though?
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« Reply #14493 on: August 23, 2012, 10:03:36 pm »

Would Canada still be our hat if we made it a part of us, though?
It would be The Maple Leaf in a Hat State.
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« Reply #14494 on: August 23, 2012, 10:04:09 pm »

Could we leave out Quebec, though?
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« Reply #14495 on: August 23, 2012, 10:04:29 pm »

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not sure why stated 52 states but apparently I am as stupid as the internet, as other people have the made smae mistake. Correction, slight stupid like the internet, we cant all be bush :D
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« Reply #14496 on: August 23, 2012, 10:05:26 pm »

Could we leave out Quebec, though?
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« Reply #14497 on: August 23, 2012, 10:07:37 pm »

Yeah, we haven't annexed Puerto Rico and Guam yet.
We annexed them a long time ago, they're US territory, just not states.
Could we leave out Quebec, though?
That would probably be for the best. In fact, we should probably build a very large, very heavily armed wall around Quebec.
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« Reply #14498 on: August 23, 2012, 10:12:27 pm »

Them having any of meaning. You have 52 states with varying population origins, you have no main culture aside from political blame the other side even if hhe is not on the other side, no money you die, no job you are scum and buy your way into heaven also seems to be oppular in america. Money rules all. I am Foreign, me no speaky yank


As said before, fifty states, and two protectorates. Also, a district. America has no main culture... I find this an interesting concept. I'm not sure how to describe American culture, but we have some. :P

Frankly, I can't say anything about religious matters, or a flame war will start. ::)

Here is my opinion on money. It's only good if it can be used to make your life happy. :D But I'm sure some other people feel different. I've noticed the old people around here are penny pinchers. Maybe that's where that belief comes from.

And we speak Idiomatic American here, not English. :P
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« Reply #14499 on: August 23, 2012, 10:13:03 pm »

Re:The Quebec Problem.
Turn it into a giant prison, like LA in the films. Then create the most popular reality big brother show in existance.

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« Reply #14500 on: August 23, 2012, 10:15:28 pm »

Turn it into a giant prison, like LA in the films. Then create the most popular reality big brother show in existance.

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« Reply #14501 on: August 23, 2012, 10:19:36 pm »

Re:The Quebec Problem.
Turn it into a giant prison, like LA in the films. Then create the most popular reality big brother show in existance.

I hate ninjas

Make a French Canadian Mad World, in other words.
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« Reply #14503 on: August 23, 2012, 10:41:58 pm »

I doubt Puerto Rico will become a state right now, because as a territory we get to tax them without representing them in congress. I'm unsure why they put up with that; maybe they just want protection. Say what you will about the rest of the world, but the U.S could likely curbstomp any other country on this side of the world, although maybe not a full alliance. I think Brazil is the strongest State (Capital S) in the hemisphere, although I've heard Canada is surprisingly badass for having a population measured on one hand.

Still, the only countries that would have the power to do some damage on their own are...

China (The second-biggest power in the world, could possibly be THE biggest but I think the economic manipulations they're doing would hurt them in a war)
Russia (?)(I'm not sure how well they stood up after the USSR fell. They're still a big player, I know that)
Germany (Proven time and again they're a national version of David, but without the victory record. They could hurt us, I doubt they'd win)
U.K (Would very, very quickly become a defensive war on their side but the U.K is made of friggin' water; no compression, no conquering)
Japan (If they geared up for war, they'd have an economic advantage over even the U.S, and they're tough little buggers too. I still think the U.S would win, but the casualty count on both sides would be huge.)
France (?)(If you count an unending resistance as continuation of a war, then France counts. Even we couldn't hold them down, even though we could nick their lunch money easy)

I can't think of any others, but I'm sure there are some out there. Any suggestions?
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« Reply #14504 on: August 23, 2012, 10:44:12 pm »

I doubt Puerto Rico will become a state right now, because as a territory we get to tax them without representing them in congress. I'm unsure why they put up with that; maybe they just want protection

Statehood initiatives are introduced in Puerto Rico on a regular basis. They are voted down by the citizens of Puerto Rico every time.
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