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[wierd]

What are you doing clubbing seals in the first place, Poo!?

[ChairmanPoo]

We must do evil for evil's sake, regardless of its futility!

[methylatedspirit]

If money is the root of all evil, then money is proportional to evil. Therefore, we must do evil, because it makes money.

[wierd]

So, I had a stupid thought earlier.

"I wonder if you could put hard candy into a cotton candy machine..."  So I googled it.

Turns out-- There's a machine that does that already.

THEN, I read the QA section-- "Can I put cough drops in?"

Then I considered the absurdity of putting the maximum strength "Cool Intense" halls in there...  Jesus H Christ.

[Eric Blank]

Remember; evil for evil's sake, even if it is futile. Or absurd.

Become the disney movie villain you were always meant to be. Pass out coughdrop flavored candy to little children. Laugh hysterically in your most evil way, as children everywhere STOP FUCKING COUGHING AND SPREADING THEIR GROSS ASS GERMS AROUND.

[dragdeler]

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[Dunamisdeos]

This just in, forumite Weird formulates new chemical weapon that literally detonates the human sinuses upon contact with tongue. More at 10.

[Eric Blank]

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!

[Dunamisdeos]

I am from NJ and we try to put as little of the local water into our bodies as possible thank you very much.

[Iduno]

I am from NJ and we try to put as little of the local water into our bodies as possible thank you very much.

I'm from the Midwest, and same, but probably for different reasons.

[Frumple]

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!

the whatever it is pot things? Something like nettle pot just... not that. I remember those strictly due to the noted risk of introducing brain eating bacteria to your insides.

[hector13]

Neti-pot

[Mathel]

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!

Rule 1 of not drowning: Keep water out of your lungs.
Rule 2 of not drowning: Keep water out of your nose.

[Dunamisdeos]

I just try to keep things-that-are-not-for-respiration out of my airways, it's a good catch-all solution.

I have a mental list of things that do not qualify. Water is on there, and one above that is water from the tap in my hometown.

[Levi]

Neti-pot was a life-saver for me.  My sinuses used to be so congested for years until I gave in and started using one.

Its perfectly safe as long as you replace it once in a while and use boiled/salted water like they generally recommend.  Just remember that people swim in lakes and get nasty lake-water up their nose all the time with no troubles 99.9% of the time.