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[TD1]

Or beside a mother cougar/tigress/puma/whathaveyou.

[Rolan7]

I saw a cat video recently where a momma cat was bringing kittens to a human, placing them in the human's outstretched hand.  The uploader interpreted this as an act of trust, nothing seemed to be wrong.

[Kagus]

I saw a cat video recently where a momma cat was bringing kittens to a human, placing them in the human's outstretched hand.  The uploader interpreted this as an act of trust, nothing seemed to be wrong.

A cat was displaying signs of trust. Something is terribly wrong.

[Rose]

"I have too many kids, here, take one."

[Eric Blank]

You know, our house cats did that too occasionally. We took it as, for some reason they decided they wanted a new place for their babies, but theyd put them on our bed or couch or whatever. But if we moved them to another location, like a (different) cat carrier with some towels and food and water nearby, usually theyd accept that instead.

[Iduno]

Let's focus on the real bad thing about the song, and the Dire Straits in general: their freaking terrible music. Ugh.

I sentence thee to hang by the testicles until dead

Could be worse. You could make him listen to Dire Straights.

[ggamer]

oooff

[Jopax]

A certain government agency has a webpage trough which you can apply for programs related to employment. Said page uses an obsolete recaptcha for verification which doesn't work anymore, making the entire form useless since you can't ever confirm that you're not human.

[pikachu17]

Maybe it just realizes that you're pretending to be human.

[Kagus]

The hazards of workplace automation.


Also, I am currently incredibly pissed off with my brain and body for being complete assholes on a number of charges.

[hector13]

I appear to be getting rather bent out of shape over an SCP entry.

It is apparently popular, but I felt was very poor, in that it wasn’t scary - what I’m looking for with an SCP entry - nor was it particularly funny, which is what the writer appears to have been trying to be.

I am more bent out of shape about that than the asshat that leant against my doorbell this morning while chatting with a neighbour and completely ignored me when I opened the door, instead of apologizing for being a lazy shit who doesn’t pay attention.

I am a strange human today.

[heydude6]

I appear to be getting rather bent out of shape over an SCP entry.

What's the name? You've got me curious and I want to judge it for myself.

[hector13]

1233 I think. Moon Champion.

[Yoink]

My oldest friend (oldest as in "most time elapsed since start of friendship", not age) just got in touch, sending a photo of a Christmas card I sent him years ago, and as it turns out he has a kid on the way.

I really am overdue to visit the guy...

[sprinkled chariot]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-shot-herself-in-the-head-while-cuffed-with-hands-behind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say#


Also police body cameras suddenly turn off, eh
Definitely suicide!