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[LordBaal]

The BIOS can enable the lan cards to wake up the pc too.

[pisskop]

With your credit history you qualify for a pre-approved credit card with a low monthly interest for the first 6 months!  Press 1 to be connected to an operator and any other button to be connected to an operator.

[LordBaal]

At least is not from maizefence? Those are the worst.

[hector13]

Probably a spoofed number.

[ChairmanPoo]

I've no idea who it was. It wasn't a number I recognised so I never picked up, just checked the area code and it was a Cornwallian one.

Cornwalling

[Dunamisdeos]

With your credit history you qualify for a pre-approved credit card with a low monthly interest for the first 6 months!  Press 1 to be connected to an operator and any other button to be connected to an operator.

Please press "End Call" to be connected to an operator.

[Yoink]

The hot tap on the water "cooler" at my employment agency has been out of order all year.
How tf they expect me to operate at even my usual levels of dysfunctionality without the amount of black coffee I normally guzzle down to get me through these seemingly endless, soul-crushing, entirely pointless appointments?!

[Rolan7]

Perhaps you can magic into existence the spare "cold-brew tea" my mom has, constantly, available from the cooler behind the driver seat.
like wtf it's always there

[pisskop]

Every night you have to make it.  Every night I pack my gym bag into my car, and prep a lunch bag, full of fruit if I'm not eating a lunch or a lunch if I am.

Its so bad that days I don't do this I forget and rely upon it anyway.

[Rolan7]

"Magic" is simple rituals.  Especially so when people are surprised.  Oh, a refreshing drink!  Oh, my baby's alive!  Oh, the swelling went down!

Oh, the Spanish Inquisition!

[MrRoboto75]

*reaches behind your ear and grabs a mason jar of cold-brew*

[Frumple]

Weeks later, and passing through the streets I'll still get people saying "We don't need your kind of trouble around here!", "Haven't you caused enough harm?", "Just stay away from me", but nobody mentions "Oh hey, there's the fellow who saved my cousin from certain death TWICE, donated the equivalent of $1500 to a homeless shelter, has cuddled half the dogs in the entire city, and also freed that one officer when he was about to be executed as a political prisoner".

No matter what goods you do, you need fuck but one goat to forever be first and foremost a goatfucker. The principle apparently applies.

[bloop_bleep]

But if they needed wifi they could just steal the neibors.  That house has been abandoned for like 6 months now ever since the owner died, but apparently someone is still paying the power and internet bill.  I'm surprised their wifi router is still running.

Nah, that’s the ghost’s house now. He crashes over at your house when he gets lonely.

[Rolan7]

*reaches behind your ear and grabs a mason jar of cold-brew*

I cry "Mother"

[Bumber]

I typically put my computer to sleep instead of fully shutting it down these days what with the funky power supply.  The computer is near my bed due to a lack of living space (not that I usually mind cuz it's less to clean).  Lately the computer has been waking itself from sleep mode in the middle of the night and the screen turning on has been waking me up.  I have no idea what's been waking it from sleep mode, because literally nothing but the power button should be able to do that.

The computer is like a partner that wakes up in the bed in the middle of the night and then asks you if you are up too until they wake you up.  "Hey honey, I'm up, are you up?".

I had the same issue once, and was able to fix it with help from the command prompt.

For Windows 10, however, it looks like the fix could be a bit more complicated.