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[Cathar]

I mean it's clear that humans in principle can be apex predators. It's just that him, in particulae, is no good at it and in the jungle would fall prey to the first moderatedly angry squirrel he stumbled upon...

Our average trophic level is below 2. On the foodchain, humans, even modern humans, are actually pretty low compared to carnivorous creatures

[LordBaal]

Something happened to me last night that made me have one of the biggest What the fuck of my life.

So it was a town holiday, no work and all. There was a party and a couple of my friends were going, including the girl I had a crush on, so I thought. Why not?

At the party, until 21:00pm it was Open Bar. I had 1 drink, then another, then I stopped and got some water, can't go blackout drunk because I work tomorrow... 30 minutes later I wake up at the hospital.

I even tried going to work, just to vomit on my office's trash can. My boss gave me a day out... God I love this job!

I think you were drugged?

[Dunamisdeos]

Something happened to me last night that made me have one of the biggest What the fuck of my life.

So it was a town holiday, no work and all. There was a party and a couple of my friends were going, including the girl I had a crush on, so I thought. Why not?

At the party, until 21:00pm it was Open Bar. I had 1 drink, then another, then I stopped and got some water, can't go blackout drunk because I work tomorrow... 30 minutes later I wake up at the hospital.

I even tried going to work, just to vomit on my office's trash can. My boss gave me a day out... God I love this job!

I think you were drugged?

Uh, what? Somehow I missed this from earlier. Yeah what did they say at the hospital? Because either someone spiked your stuff or you have a serious medical condition, sir. Hope you're ok :[ ]

[Yoink]

I once cut myself with an orange.

Orange you glad the bleeding stopped?   

Something happened to me last night that made me have one of the biggest What the fuck of my life.

So it was a town holiday, no work and all. There was a party and a couple of my friends were going, including the girl I had a crush on, so I thought. Why not?

At the party, until 21:00pm it was Open Bar. I had 1 drink, then another, then I stopped and got some water, can't go blackout drunk because I work tomorrow... 30 minutes later I wake up at the hospital.

I even tried going to work, just to vomit on my office's trash can. My boss gave me a day out... God I love this job!

Sounds like you tanked a drink-spikey-thing intended for your crush. Clearly you can use this to ingratiate yourself to her.
Seriously though hope you're okay, and I am also curious to know what the doctors said.   

[Sirus]

All this talk about not being able to fight broccoli, and everyone seems to have forgotten that there was a Powerpuff Girls episode on this exact subject.

[Reelya]

All this talk about not being able to fight broccoli, and everyone seems to have forgotten that there was a Powerpuff Girls episode on this exact subject.

Half the forum wasn't even born when that came out, grandpa. You expect them all to be ancient history buffs?

[Tiruin]

All this talk about not being able to fight broccoli, and everyone seems to have forgotten that there was a Powerpuff Girls episode on this exact subject.

Half the forum wasn't even born when that came out, grandpa. You expect them all to be ancient history buffs?

I remember that episode very well...
. . .Am I a forum senior now?!

[NullForceOmega]

Don't'chu bother with'em young'uns, they don't 'member ther' hist'ry none too gud.  The'll larn by gum, the'll larn.

No, I am not sorry for this.

[Castlecliff]

I've been really tired and then awake on off for a few days now.
Very strange. Wonder what got me

[CABL]

Steam demands me to use Mobile Authenticator in order to sell my trading cards, and not only once, but for 7 (!!!) straight days. Bank cards themselves have a less zealous protection than Steam. And all I wanted is to sell some cards!

[JoshuaFH]

Hey, those cards are worth like half a cent each! They have to make sure they're dealing with the real CABL before handing off such precious merchandise!

[McTraveller]

I've been really tired and then awake on off for a few days now.
Very strange. Wonder what got me

You're not secretly a Q that is being punished, are you?

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For some reason this reminds me of the ST:TNG episode where Q's punishment is to be human, and he experiences getting tired and hungry for the first time.

[Mephisto]

I just read a... "news?" article lamenting that we're gamifying basketball.

Uh...

[Ultimuh]

I just read a... "news?" article lamenting that we're gamifying basketball.

Uh...

Wait.. but isn't.. what?

[Teneb]

I just read a... "news?" article lamenting that we're gamifying basketball.

Uh...

HOOPSPHERE IS A MOST NOBLE ART THAT SHAN'T BE TAINTED BY THE RADIKAL GAMEZ OF THE MILLENIALS!