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[Enemy post]

You get to raise up your own horses at least. Every horse has an adolescent phase where it grows quickly... then it stops getting any stronger or faster once it hits adulthood... I don't care about the biology of horses, I just feel this is a very pessimistic viewpoint on life being implemented into a game mechanic by the designers. Like the game is trying to say "Oh, all your potential and growth was confined to your childhood, and if you didn't capitalize on that fully when you had the chance and now you're a shitty adult? FUCKING SORRY YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK FOREVER! NO MORE GROWTH OR CHANGE FOR YOU! SHOULD'VE USED THAT NARROW TIMEFRAME BETTER DUMBASS! OH AND SOMETIMES YOUR GENETICS JUST PLAIN FUCKING SUCK SO EVEN YOUR CHILDHOOD GROWTH DOESN'T MATTER SORRY!!!" ... perhaps I'm over-empathizing with videogame horses, but that's the feeling I picked up from the game.

Well, it was made by people who ended up working on PTW mobile games.

[ChairmanPoo]

You get to raise up your own horses at least. Every horse has an adolescent phase where it grows quickly... then it stops getting any stronger or faster once it hits adulthood... I don't care about the biology of horses, I just feel this is a very pessimistic viewpoint on life being implemented into a game mechanic by the designers. Like the game is trying to say "Oh, all your potential and growth was confined to your childhood, and if you didn't capitalize on that fully when you had the chance and now you're a shitty adult? FUCKING SORRY YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK FOREVER! NO MORE GROWTH OR CHANGE FOR YOU! SHOULD'VE USED THAT NARROW TIMEFRAME BETTER DUMBASS! OH AND SOMETIMES YOUR GENETICS JUST PLAIN FUCKING SUCK SO EVEN YOUR CHILDHOOD GROWTH DOESN'T MATTER SORRY!!!" ... perhaps I'm over-empathizing with videogame horses, but that's the feeling I picked up from the game.

Well, it was made by people who ended up working on PTW mobile games.

[Imic]

I may have laughed at that.

[AzyWng]

“Hores make you feel good”

[wierd]

Not really.  They tend to cause itchiness and painful urination.  Those are decidedly not fun.

But, I suppose you could just play xbox with them instead.

That literally is all fun and games.

[AzyWng]

Except for the fraud and its legal consequences. That’s not nearly as fun either.

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Click me. Just do it. You know you want to. (click to show/hide)

[overseer05-15]

Spoiler: Click me. Just do it. You know you want to. (click to show/hide)

Y tho?

[Dunamisdeos]

Hey remember that scanning crew in Star Wars: A New Hope? The one that goes onto the Millennium Falcon on the Death Star?

What did they do with the bodies?

Noone else is seen going onto the ship.

[Ultimuh]

Hey remember that scanning crew in Star Wars: A New Hope? The one that goes onto the Millennium Falcon on the Death Star?

What did they do with the bodies?

Noone else is seen going onto the ship.

Chewbacca ate them.

[Enemy post]

That's ridiculous.

C-3PO ate them.

[Doomblade187]

That's ridiculous.

C-3PO ate them.

No, R2-D2 is the only one on board savagd enough to eat stormtroopers.

[Mephisto]

What happened to the scanning crew

I mean come on, ignoring the floating apple or whatever from the sequel trilogy, you don't really see food in the Star Wars universe.

[Ultimuh]

What happened to the scanning crew
you don't really see food in the Star Wars universe.

There's plenty. You just have to change your perspective about what's edible.
Take the thing Jabba The Hutt ate for example. That would be considered as food, right?

[Il Palazzo]

I heard clone troopers taste like chicken.