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[Kagus]

Crawlies aren't creepy. Just different. And usually more frightened of you than you are of them. What's scarier? A weird bug or an angry and murderous mountain?

Bug.  Bugs are creepy and sneak into awful holes like parasites.  The mountain'll just crush me - it's a good, quick death.

The bug looking at the man thinks the same thing as the man when he looks at the mountain: "It was made for me!"

[Hanslanda]

Crawlies aren't creepy. Just different. And usually more frightened of you than you are of them. What's scarier? A weird bug or an angry and murderous mountain?

You can see the mountain. Mountains are not very good at stealth checks.

You are the mountain.

[KingofstarrySkies]

i'm gonna be real you could put a gun to my head and i'd still be iffy on reading a wikipedia article called Anal Hygiene

[pisskop]

Nonsense.

Wiki is fairly sensitive to body horror.  Dont you want neat tricks like 'wipe from bottom to top and not the reverse'?

And ofc, we simply have to discuss whether the toilet paper is hung towards or away from you.

[KingofstarrySkies]

i mostly just don't feel like reading about butt cleaning, thanks

my cat from hell is still the most hypnotic garbage tv ive ever seen besides mystery diners

jackson galaxy's facial hair makes me want to hurt him

[Kagus]

Crawlies aren't creepy. Just different. And usually more frightened of you than you are of them. What's scarier? A weird bug or an angry and murderous mountain?

You can see the mountain. Mountains are not very good at stealth checks.

You are the mountain.

Fuck.

[Yoink]

Why do I always eat food when know full well it's gonna keep me alive?   

[Sirus]

A billion years or so of evolution? It's kinda hard to shake the whole "if I don't take in energy I'll die" thing.

[wierd]

Well, you  COULD switch to smoked kaolin clay shavings, and other endogenous pica.

[Tack]

Shit’s delish, yo.

[Hanslanda]

Soy is the Google of food. Useful and ubiquitous, and definitely hiding some terrible and evil secrets.

[Rolan7]

Salty, usually, though that's because they're roasted with salt.  Pretty good that way!

[Tack]

Soy milk tastes like almond milk but less... clear?
Like if there was a taste for the absence of creamyness and it was a non-creamyness which you could feel coating your mouth and teeth that would be what I'd say I'm tasting.

[pisskop]

the trouble with defining soy as 'tasting like almond' is that almond itself is used in cheap artificial flavorings.  As a flavor.

[Imic]

the trouble with defining soy as 'tasting like almond' is that almond itself is used in cheap artificial flavorings.  As a flavor.

I really want to sig this. Now all we need are Almonds used as ingredients in artificial almond flavouring.