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[Kagus]

Came across the guy on facebook again who thinks that the ice cream truck, people driving by with the radio on, and birds singing outside his window are CIA spies.

Ever heard the saying "A little bird told me..."?

Or "I scream for ice cream"?

There's a reason they exist.

[ChairmanPoo]

Came across the guy on facebook again who thinks that the ice cream truck, people driving by with the radio on, and birds singing outside his window are CIA spies.

Ever heard the saying "A little bird told me..."?

Or "I scream for ice cream"?

There's a reason they exist.

Is there any execution method involving defecating in a sack, tying the offender inside the sack, and hitting the bundle with severed ox genitalia until it stops thrasing?

[wierd]

I hate to be that guy but...

The catalyst used in catalytic converters is "very close" to the same catalyst used to make nitric acid industrially from anhydrous ammonia.

Now, getting the ammonia sufficiently dry for the reaction to work, getting the catalyst sufficiently clean (after being subjected to god knows what inside that exhaust system), preventing a horrible runaway exothermic reaction, containing the resulting deadly gases, and refining the finished product are all left as exercises for the nuclear boyscout our hobby chemist to figure out.

Protip, don't suffocate, explode, or burn your workshop down. Also, don't make dangerous acids at home. Its not safe. Thx, bai.

[TD1]

No batch of acid is dangerous. Only those who use it are.

[dragdeler]

-snip-

[pisskop]

Poor Ox.  You mean bull genitalia.  Ox have no bits

[TD1]

Oxen
Flossin'
And
Bossin'

[wierd]

Semantics!

But then again, maybe he meant musk oxen genitals. That's a species, not a product of a process.

[ChairmanPoo]

If you remove a bull's genitals it becomes an ox. Therefore any severed bovine genitalia belongs or used to belong to an ox,, if the donor is still alive

[pisskop]

Because it needs to be said

[wierd]

I was going to make that argument, but there are actual species of oxen as well. (Like afore mentioned musk oxen)

 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskox

They did not specify what kind of ox, after all.

[Il Palazzo]

If you remove a bull's genitals it becomes an ox. Therefore any severed bovine genitalia belongs or used to belong to an ox,, if the donor is still alive

I'm by no means knowledgeable about this, but that's not what wikipedia indicates. It says the defining characteristic of an ox is its role as a work animal, not its castration or even sex. It says castration is common but optional, and female oxen are also a thing.
Dictionary definitions are similarly more inclusive.

[TD1]

If it needs to be said with a youtube link, then it is not worth the saying.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[dragdeler]

-snip-

[pisskop]

meh.  If it was snipped off its no longer belonging to the owner.

Its not an oxen bitty, its a bull bitty.  If it were to be somehow reattatched and rendered functional, the oxen would become a bull again.   Ox is defined by its lack of hormonal influence, and thus balls.


Its like a bad viagra commercial.