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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14561622 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138150 on: September 19, 2018, 05:47:56 pm »

Oh great, now my War Thunder client is starting to launch itself for updates with no prompting.
You’ve only noticed that now?
It’s been doing it for a while

It only started for me just now. That said, the tray icon for the launcher has always come up on startup despite me (repeatedly*) removing it from startup. I close that every time I run the game. This is the first time it's come up on its own after doing that.
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« Reply #138151 on: September 19, 2018, 07:25:59 pm »

My OCD just had a beneficial effect for once. :o
If not for my bizarre compulsion to include the date and time on all of my notes and shopping lists, I would not have checked the date and I would not have remembered it was Thursday already. I would have missed my appointment and had all sorts of hassles.

Or, y'know, I would have at least been running late even if I did realise.


The founder of reddit is Serena William's husband.  ???

(Serena Williams is the Tennis star who's been in the news about the US Open lately)
Man I hate her.
Isn't the gist of the whole outrage her throwing a childish tantrum because she was losing and then, when the umpire justly disqualified her for her behaviour, claiming she did it all for feminism?
The fact that she's apparently married to -- wait, the founder? So before Reddit turned bad, like a forgotten tomato left too long in the depths of the vegetable crisper? Well okay I guess I haven't found any new reasons to dislike her.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138152 on: September 19, 2018, 07:38:51 pm »

Nah the umpire gave her a warning ‘cause her coach was coaching from the stands, which is against the rules. She wasn’t watching but rules be rules.

She took this as a personal affront, later on broke her racquet, incurring a penalty point which enraged her further. She said the umpire should apologize because he called her a cheat and she would rather lose than do that.

Can’t recall what caused her to go off on one again, but she then called him a liar and a thief, incurring a third penalty, this time resulting in her losing a game, which I think put her opponent one game from victory.

Lots of “he wouldn’t do that to a man!” chat afterward, lots of pros saying he was a bad umpire, but he was backed by various official organizations and she was fined $17k, taken from her $1.85m winnings.
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« Reply #138153 on: September 19, 2018, 07:51:13 pm »

Oh yeah, I forgot that bit. I don't keep up very closely, I do enjoy watching tennis but it's been a while since I've had a television on which to do so, haha.

With enough manufactured outrage I'm sure the entire tennis world can be forced to cave in, back down and eat its words. That's how things tend to work these days. ::)

Thank fukk for the Herald Sun, at least.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138154 on: September 20, 2018, 09:10:12 am »

Prickly, huh. Did you make sure to remove the leaves and peel the fruit first?

But yeah, pineapple juice has an enzyme in it that tenderizes meat. Luckily, living flesh can heal itself fast enough for it to not really matter beyond the lingering pain sensation.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138155 on: September 20, 2018, 09:19:16 am »

Prickly, huh. Did you make sure to remove the leaves and peel the fruit first?

But yeah, pineapple juice has an enzyme in it that tenderizes meat. Luckily, living flesh can heal itself fast enough for it to not really matter beyond the lingering pain sensation.
And the occasional peeling of flesh off the roof of your mouth. It's like a hangnail, but behind your teeth! Nummies.

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« Reply #138156 on: September 20, 2018, 10:26:32 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138157 on: September 20, 2018, 10:31:04 am »

My favorite thing about pineapples is that they eat you back. It's like a cannibalistic hug of sorts.

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« Reply #138158 on: September 20, 2018, 10:36:08 am »

My favorite thing about pineapples is that they eat you back. It's like a cannibalistic hug of sorts.

They also soften a pregnant woman's cervix and help her body prepare for labor. And you used to be able to rent pineapples to carry around as a status symbol.
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« Reply #138159 on: September 20, 2018, 10:44:18 am »

And beware, for when you eat too deeply of the pineapple
The pineapple eat also into you
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« Reply #138160 on: September 20, 2018, 11:47:49 am »

My favorite thing about pineapples is that they eat you back. It's like a cannibalistic hug of sorts.

They also soften a pregnant woman's cervix and help her body prepare for labor. And you used to be able to rent pineapples to carry around as a status symbol.

Nobles were obsessed with pineapples. There's a pineapple-shaped building in Falkirk that used to have greenhouses for pineapple-growing in Scotland. In 1731. Because pineapples.

I used to have a thing about bringing a pineapple if I wanted to get back to the house after being kicked out, like "the pineapple of forgiveness". Still not sure where that came from. Pineapples have mysterious properties I think.
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« Reply #138161 on: September 20, 2018, 12:21:30 pm »

IIRC they are technically berries and grow from the bottom up.
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« Reply #138162 on: September 20, 2018, 12:35:40 pm »

I ate a whole pineapple once, just peeled the fucker and started eating. By the end my mouth was bleeding and had lost most of its feeling. It got better a week later. I love me a pineapple.
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« Reply #138163 on: September 20, 2018, 12:40:29 pm »

What about living in a pineapple.
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« Reply #138164 on: September 20, 2018, 01:42:12 pm »

With The Kurgan as your boss.
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