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[dragdeler]

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[Draignean]

Flies and..... offspring?

Maggots and attacks on the eyeball of a living creature.

Gah.

[Kagus]

This reminds me of the time I managed, unintentionally (at first), to convince Remalle that I had worms living in my eyes.

[scriver]

Spit as in, range attacks? shudder

Indeed, they hover in front of your face and shoot them into your eyes.

[dragdeler]

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[ChairmanPoo]

that's the kind of insect I wouldn't finish off once they're irrepairably crippled

Your hubris only has one possible reward... larvae in your eyes

[Kagus]

I once caught a mosquito between two fingers. I've never felt so goddamn kung fu in my life.

[Draignean]

I once caught a mosquito between two fingers. I've never felt so goddamn kung fu in my life.

I've many times been places where I couldn't close two fingers together without catching a mosquito. Those were not good times.

[Egan_BW]

I once killed a mosquito that had landed on my hand by sticking it in my mouth. I think. It may have escaped during that motion, but if it didn't I think it's quite karmic.

[Loud Whispers]

I was so fucking chuffed once to emerge immediately from sleep to exterminate the blasted winged fiend that dared to stray too close to my right ear, ALERTING ME TO THE RUDE INFIDEL MOSQUITO WHICH LUSTED FOR MY BLOOD, SLAPPING IT WITH THE FURIOUS PALM OF A THOUSAND BUDDHA SLAPS. It was an entirely reflexive action, so I'm not sure if I can claim credit for what was luck and natural instinct, but rest assured, I'll claim credit anyways. It's not like dealing with insomnia moths anyways

[NJW2000]

I recently killed a mosquito by allowing it to land on my arm and begin feeding unmolested, then leisurely crushing it with one finger.

It wasn't the best method, but it sent an important message to the people around me.

[Loud Whispers]

Bad move dude, allows it to inject you with its bodily fluids

[AzyWng]

Spit as in, range attacks? shudder

Bloatflies. Clearly.

[ChairmanPoo]

Bad move dude, allows it to inject you with its bodily fluids

Look at the positive side:  you get millions of malaria parasites, FOR FREE

[Kagus]

My dad said he'd once taken a needle and poked a hole in the back of a mosquito that had landed on him, and then watched with fascination as the insect continuously pumped blood directly through its body and back out into his arm through the hole in its blood sac, because it never got "full".

I come from strange stock.