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[MrRoboto75]

I´m actually George Washington

Hi Washington! I'm Spartacus

Hi Sparticus

I'm dad

[bloop_bleep]

I'm Spartacus

Hi Sparticus

I'm dad

Dad Joke has evolved into....

Dad Anti-Joke!

[ChairmanPoo]

I´m actually George Washington

Hi Washington! I'm Spartacus

NO! I AM SPARTACUS!

[pisskop]

I'm Spartacus

Hi Sparticus

I'm dad

Dad Joke has evolved into....

Dad Anti-Joke!

Press  B to stop.

[BlackFlyme]

Went through several temp workers in the past few weeks. Yesterday, one worked for about an hour before leaving.

Also, I thought a bird flew into work today. Nope. It was a bat.

[Kagus]

Also, I thought a bird flew into work today. Nope. It was a bat.

That's the new temp, obviously.

[Akura]

Also, I thought a bird flew into work today. Nope. It was a bat.

That's the new temp, obviously.

I am vengeance, I am the workday, I AM BAT-TEMP!

[BlackFlyme]

Can't do worse than some of the people I've seen, even if only by the virtue of doing nothing.

[Yoink]

Dude. Your new temp is a freaking vampire.
If I were you I'd start thinking up as many reasons as possible to rearrange or patrol the produce section, specifically the garlic... if your workplace even stocks garlic, that is.

[Rolan7]

Unless the temp's cute. Then you should angle for an Embrace (;

Also I am Pathos

[Egan_BW]

Bah, the embrace is overrated. Bloodsucking sounds fun until you actually have to go get the blood, then you realize it's a chore and you'd be much better off just eating hamburgers or whatever.

[Greiger]

Yea why would anyone ever wanna be a vampire?  So hard to worry about sucking blood all the time, garlic is a surprisingly common ingredient in restaurant seasoning, become a vampire in the wrong place and you are stymied by all kinds of underground plumbing carrying running water, and to top it all off you think the daystar is bad now...

[hector13]

Yea why would anyone ever wanna be a vampire?  So hard to worry about sucking blood all the time, garlic is a surprisingly common ingredient in restaurant seasoning, and you think the daystar is bad now...

T’be fair the days are getting shorter.

[Frumple]

It's mostly the immortality, generally. More things kill you quick (well, depending on the vampire that might be more of a sidegrade instead of down, but eh), less things kill you slow.

Also maybe you can be a skinny caber toss god in nighttime scottish festivals or somethin'. There's upsides is all I'm sayin'.

[pisskop]

Trying out a new dating app.  Im not paying money, but this one is more 'time conscious' than some.  Ive had about 0.9 matches a day, and I feel like these girls are above my general paygrade.  sadface.

Since most the world is above my paygrade.  BUT, I did get some sweet sweet jeans at like 60% off today.  I as a rule don't like non-minimalism, and def don't really care for 'urban' fashion, but the pants accent my mostly understated attire by drawing more attention to the understated bits I do accentuate.  For instance my tees that cost from 20-40 bucks but dont have much for decals on them.