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[KittyTac]

I'm sorry about that, everyone.

No you aren't. You're just sorry the only places in the world hateful and cruel enough to toast your bullshit would wipe the floor with you as soon as you walked through the door.

Forgive me.

[Il Palazzo]

How about you get the guy his account back.

[KittyTac]

How about you get the guy his account back.

I'll tell him that I gave the hacker 10$ so he would give my friend the account back, and stealthily recover his PW to his main email.

[Il Palazzo]

Sure. Or, you could come clean and hope he's mature enough not to hold it against you.

[Trekkin]

How about you get the guy his account back.

I'll tell him that I gave the hacker 10$ so he would give my friend the account back, and stealthily recover his PW to his main email.

No, you'll tell him the truth. And then beg for his apology. And then leave him alone.

[Egan_BW]

When friends intentionally dick over friends, they make sure the other person knows exactly who did it, and then laugh maniacally. If you're not reveling in the evil of your actions while they watch, horrified, they're not your friend, just some random victim.

[KittyTac]

How about you get the guy his account back.

I'll tell him that I gave the hacker 10$ so he would give my friend the account back, and stealthily recover his PW to his main email.

No, you'll tell him the truth. And then beg for his apology. And then leave him alone.

I told him that I had hacked him, then told him to forgive me, he said: "It's OK, I forgive you." Wasn't that bad.

[Kagus]

You know how people post grainy pictures and say they're UFOs/monsters/ghosts/whatever on the internet?  That kinda happened in my Subnautica game:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was using a camera drone to scout the deeper biomes around my house.  I've encountered the creature from the first two pictures in person although not that close.  I have not encountered the creature from the last picture yet, and the image does not do justice to how vast it was.

Yeah, Subnautica's good for getting a few of those moments of awe and terror when discovering something. Unfortunately, it's also good for a lot of unintentional awe and terror, such as when discovering that those massive beasties from the third picture give zero shits about "solid matter" or "physics", and have permanent noclip enabled allowing them to swim through the ocean floor and attack you from inside the ground.

Or maybe they've finally fixed that after all these years... Dunno. Kinda doubt it. They've fixed it at least three times now and the critters still don't care.

[Yoink]

I told him that I had hacked him, then told him to forgive me, he said: "It's OK, I forgive you." Wasn't that bad.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

[scriver]

How about you get the guy his account back.

I'll tell him that I gave the hacker 10$ so he would give my friend the account back, and stealthily recover his PW to his main email.

No, you'll tell him the truth. And then beg for his apology. And then leave him alone.

I told him that I had hacked him, then told him to forgive me, he said: "It's OK, I forgive you." Wasn't that bad.

+1. I'm proud of you.

[JoshuaFH]

How about you get the guy his account back.

I'll tell him that I gave the hacker 10$ so he would give my friend the account back, and stealthily recover his PW to his main email.

No, you'll tell him the truth. And then beg for his apology. And then leave him alone.

I told him that I had hacked him, then told him to forgive me, he said: "It's OK, I forgive you." Wasn't that bad.

+1. I'm proud of you.

Honestly though, his whole story is really sus. Who'd even be that big of a dick to anyone, then brag about it? I'm saying it never happened, and that he's secretly a Roblox player in denial, and it is in fact his split personality that is playing Roblox and inbetween personality shifts he needs to find ways of sabotaging his Roblox-playing-personality before it regains control of him.

[Magistrum]

I'm saying it never happened, and that he's secretly a Roblox player in denial, and it is in fact his split personality that is playing Roblox and inbetween personality shifts he needs to find ways of sabotaging his Roblox-playing-personality before it regains control of him.

Alright, I'm in.

Dirty Roblox player

[SOLDIER First]

Nah, sometimes people are just huge dicks for the sake of being a huge dick. Not unrealistic.

[LordBaal]

Sadly that is true.

[Kagus]

http://www.businessinsider.com/kylie-jenner-gofundme-fans-crowdfunding-billionaire-2018-7?r=US&IR=T&IR=T

Luckily this appears to still be fairly tongue-in-cheek, even if people really are sorta-putting money towards it. But, y'know, honestly? Wouldn't have surprised me if people really did help her on the way. The Kult of Personality is strong.

Also, something-something "Youngest self-made billionaire"...


Speaking of penises, Scarlett Johansen got yelled at for agreeing to take on the role of a trans man in a movie. Because "Why are you playing a trans male if you're not a trans male?".

Now, I'm hardly a great proponent of Ms. Johansen's chops as a thespian, but... I dunno, maybe *acting*? Like, I get that trans actors probably have a hell of a time trying to get a role, because Hollywood, but I don't think bigwigs cast Scarlett Johansen for a role because she'd fit the role particularly well (aside from Girl With A Pearl Earring, that is). This kinda seems like barking up the wrong tree.

_{mostly, they hire her because she doesn't fit into the role's clothing particularly well}