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[pisskop]

Or is Russia really the land of the free _{^{softcore porn}}?

[Yoink]

I mean... that is kind of a fairly logical progression for most advertising.
Not exactly a genre of media known for subtlety or tact.

[TamerVirus]

Come play, my lord! - Scantily clad woman who never shows up in-game

[pisskop]

Wow, I would have thought that there would have been copious amounts of sweet talking from those girls.  Thought they were like chambermaids or advisers or something.  Not even a 'mission complete' wallpaper cameo?

[Trekkin]

Come play, my lord! - Scantily clad woman who never shows up in-game

My WTF is that you cared enough to either play the game through to completion or check that with someone who has.

[Rolan7]

There was at least one popular article exposing what they had done, heh, even showing how the ads "progressed" over time.  I actually wanted to make the same reference, but didn't remember enough details.

[TamerVirus]

My WTF is that you cared enough to either play the game through to completion or check that with someone who has.

Evony and deceptive titillating advertisement were so intertwined that it was a meme for a period of time.
Shit was everywhere for a while

[Egan_BW]

I just had a dream about a... physics-based poisonous fish dating sim/piano playing game.
And I want it.

[Trekkin]

I just had a dream about a... physics-based poisonous fish dating sim/piano playing game.
And I want it.

So like a fish-based Hatoful Boyfriend interspersed with a HuniePop clone with the Bejeweled-alike replaced with Stepmania, all implemented in Unity?

I could see that.

Or are we dating the fish until they trust us enough to fling them repeatedly at a large upright piano keyboard?

[IcyTea31]

Since water carries sound faster than air, fish would hear your piano music differently from humans. That could be a plot point: the main character is a terrible musician by human standards, but fish love them.

For characters, we have the shy and panicky pufferfish, the flamboyant lionfish, the stingray who loves hugs, and of course the obligatory tsundere reef stonefish.

[TamerVirus]

Spoiler: Too bad the Tsundere shark doesn't have a route (click to show/hide)

[Trekkin]

Spoiler: Too bad the Tsundere shark doesn't have a route (click to show/hide)

Clearly, New Game+ must start with dumping gigatons of heavy metals into the ocean.

There's plenty of fish in the sea (for now), and they're all poisonous now...

Fish-Loving Omnicidally Yandere Pianist Simulator.

[McTraveller]

Leonard Nimoy: The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0onCSWLkB8

[TD1]

Ye gods.

That is....

Ye gods.

[redwallzyl]