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[Yoink]

By eyes are being shit today. Presumably just lack of sleep (and maybe a bit of eyestrain) but it's still annoying.

[scriver]

Life Advice threads can be filler in between story arcs.

Ah yes, the infamous "my lactating girlfriend" filler episode

[EnigmaticHat]

wat

[scriver]

Pathos.

[hector13]

I just had the most bizarre dream, involving an invincible giant shark coming out of the TV which could only be deterred by using a special bow and arrow, and also some kind of Death creature as well, and there were mountains and snow and seriously wtf subconscious when I dream I have mundane everyday stuff dreams, not this.

[Frumple]

Moral of the story: Either avoid or don't avoid watching jaws and the hobbit back to back.

[Il Palazzo]

I just had the most bizarre dream, involving an invincible giant shark coming out of the TV which could only be deterred by using a special bow and arrow, and also some kind of Death creature as well, and there were mountains and snow and seriously wtf subconscious when I dream I have mundane everyday stuff dreams, not this.

An invincible TV-transmittable giant shark AND a death creature?

[scriver]

wat

I just reread my response from this morning and realised it probably wasn't very clear. To be more explanational, Pathos made threads in Life Advice about his (possibly imaginary) girlfriend and her (possibly imaginary) lactating breasts.

[Reelya]

I just had the most bizarre dream, involving an invincible giant shark coming out of the TV which could only be deterred by using a special bow and arrow, and also some kind of Death creature as well, and there were mountains and snow and seriously wtf subconscious when I dream I have mundane everyday stuff dreams, not this.

An invincible TV-transmittable giant shark AND a death creature?

It sounds like The Ring meets Jaws in Westeros.

[Frumple]

Nah, the bow and arrow thing makes it the hobbit. Middle-earth, not westeros.

[Yoink]

Can't we just stick to the first LoTR film?
The Hobbit movies were an utter travesty.

Cool dream though, Heck! I just had a pretty enjoyable (but hopefully more obtainable) dream myself, about getting really drunk whilst playing a tabletop RPG. It was a good dream. Pretty sure it was marred by confusing dream logic, but I can't remember any of that.
"Yo dawg, I heard you like partying..."

[LordBaal]

Can't we just stick to the first LoTR film?
The Hobbit movies were an utter travesty.

I found them to be funny and enjoyable. Sure much more lighthearted but still not the train wreck most people report. Of course that's just my opinion.

The only thing I can't stomach is the Legolas scene where he jumps/bounces from the rocks of the falling tower, it's not even the effects, its just bad, bad, badly timed.

[Egan_BW]

Can't we just stick to the first LoTR film?
The Hobbit movies were an utter travesty.

Argh, who mentioned the movies? You did. Don't diss The Hobbit just because they made shitty fucking movies based on it.

[Hanslanda]

Saw Willie Robinson of Duck Dynasty today. I didn't give a shit but it was still a thing I guess.

[Dunamisdeos]

I'm pretty sure that in Inferno, Dante was going about in the last circle of hell and they saw a black stair leading further down, and when he asked what it was his guide said that's being kept warm for PETER JACKSON AND HIS HOBBIT MOVIES.