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[Neonivek]

My dad asked me who I voted for

What!?!

I don't vote... heck it is sort of pointless to vote in Canada right now because of the NDP's total failure to avoid a minority government.

[Bauglir]

I have a question. In what way does your failure to vote prevent that from happening?

[Akura]

One of the emails in my spam folder is titled "Dale Earnhardt Jr." It's an offer to save 70% on auto repairs .

Remind me to firebomb GameStop for selling my personal information.

[Lord Shonus]

Don't forget to firebomb GameStop for selling your personal information.

[MaximumZero]

There's only one week left of the semester. Wow.

Anyway, I have to write a persuasive speech, but I don't know what to write it about. I'm a salesman, for crying out loud. I can get people to buy into anything.

[Angel Of Death]

I can get people to buy into anything.

Make me want to buy an HP product.

[MaximumZero]

Okay. What do you want to do with said electronic device? Have a kickin' sound system? Have it automatically divert vented air away from your lap so it doesn't burn you? Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

[Angel Of Death]

Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

This would most likely smash the side of the computer to pieces if it's anything like a real one

[MaximumZero]

Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

This would most likely smash the side of the computer to pieces if it's anything like a real one

Think of it as more like a cushion on the inside of the chassis to keep the HDD from rattling around in case of a fall.

[Angel Of Death]

Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

This would most likely smash the side of the computer to pieces if it's anything like a real one

Think of it as more like a cushion on the inside of the chassis to keep the HDD from rattling around in case of a fall.

A flamable cushion, I assume

[MaximumZero]

Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

This would most likely smash the side of the computer to pieces if it's anything like a real one

Think of it as more like a cushion on the inside of the chassis to keep the HDD from rattling around in case of a fall.

A flamable cushion, I assume

If it were, the DoD would have (probably) figured that out in the 90k hours of testing they did when they were maliciously breaking our machines for us.

[MaximumZero]

...aw, dammit. I broke AoD AND I didn't get any good ideas on what to write for my speech.

[Angel Of Death]

Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

This would most likely smash the side of the computer to pieces if it's anything like a real one

Think of it as more like a cushion on the inside of the chassis to keep the HDD from rattling around in case of a fall.

A flamable cushion, I assume

If it were, the DoD would have (probably) figured that out in the 90k hours of testing they did when they were maliciously breaking our machines for us.

So, what did you do about it?

Did you make them... ASBESTOS!?

HP loves asbestos!

[MaximumZero]

Have it know when it's falling so that it actively protects the hard drive with an airbag?

This would most likely smash the side of the computer to pieces if it's anything like a real one

Think of it as more like a cushion on the inside of the chassis to keep the HDD from rattling around in case of a fall.

A flamable cushion, I assume

If it were, the DoD would have (probably) figured that out in the 90k hours of testing they did when they were maliciously breaking our machines for us.

So, what did you do about it?

Did you make them... ASBESTOS!?

HP loves asbestos!

HP Lovecraft, maybe. No, they're not asbestos. They're fairly thin plastic that feels like the outside edge of a hockey puck. Also, I didn't make them anything. I'm retail sales, not manufacturing.

[Angel Of Death]

Aha! Thin plastic!

Plastic is flamable and since it's thin, it would trigger at the slightest touch, damaging vital pc parts!