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[Megaman]

Interesting fact: Barack and I have at least 98.5% the same DNA. It's like we're Identical!

Is this guy a chimpanzee? It's a whole lot more than that.

Or he's saying that Barack....yeah, you see where I'm going with that. 

Maybe he's just underestimating the amount of DNA humans share? /optimist

Note that he said "At least." I'm guessing he doesn't actually know the amount of DNA humans share so he's just using the chimp statistic for convenience.

I think that site's a joke :/

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Considering lines like:

I drew all sorts of lines all over the images to make it look like facial recognition stuff.

and

While both of us are half-white. Barack's other half is black, but my other half is also white.

I don't think the seriousness of it was in the equation.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

If the appearance of a computer program can make you physically ill, I suggest you seek medical assistance a the first available opportunity.

:P

[Darvi]

It's dem computer viruses I tell you!

[Lagslayer]

Computer viruses can infect humans now?!?! How is it spread? Keyboard contact? Airborn, blown by the fan? Or do you need to touch the hardware directly?

My god, what if someone creates a computer ebola, or computer AIDS?

MY GOD! What if it's spreading from computer to computer, and you are actually a cyborg?!

[MaximumZero]

computer AIDS?

This is what happens when you don't use a firewall, kiddies.

[Descan]

It's all the computer-on-computer connections, I tells ya!

The bible says, a connection is between a computer and a mainframe ONLY! Leviticus 0011000100111000 : 0011001000110010 says "Do not have inter-connections with a computer as one does with a mainframe; that is a user error."

It's 1 and 0, not 1 and 1!

It's God, punishing the internet users for their error!

[MaximumZero]

That whole analogy doesn't even work! There was information in the beginning, but supposedly he didn't create the bit until day 4! I call shenanigans.

[Nadaka]

That whole analogy doesn't even work! There was information in the beginning, but supposedly he didn't create the bit until day 4! I call shenanigans.

4! what blasphemy is this. I know only the number 100.

[MaximumZero]

Hey, now, you aren't even using the official 8-digit usage! 00000100! You can't call me out on blasphemy if you do it too!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Leading zeroes are totally optional in casual discussion, any true believer would know that!

[Dutchling]

computer AIDS?

This is what happens when you don't use a firewall, kiddies.

[sigh]. And here I was, hoping to not sig something for a day. My sig standards are pathetically low

[MaximumZero]

Leading zeroes are totally optional in casual discussion, any true believer would know that!

Well, I'm a Reformist. What are you, an Orthodox? Do you even speak hex?

[Nadaka]

Leading zeroes are totally optional in casual discussion, any true believer would know that!

except in javascript where they cause the number to be interpreted in octal.

[da_nang]

computer AIDS?

This is what happens when you don't use a firewall, kiddies.

And if you ever get a rootkit... Good luck getting rid of it. You're better off reinstalling your operating system.