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[Teneb]

Chuck Tingle: Pounded in the Butt by the Laugh Track from M*A*S*H.

Truly the pinnacle of art.

10/10 would get pounded in the butt again.

[pisskop]

Pounded in the butt by a peer review of 'pounded in the butt'?

[TamerVirus]

Chuck Tingle will be a derailing influence till the end of time.

[pisskop]

Its just such an easy marketing strategy.  And played completely at face value.

[Kagus]

Its just such an easy pounding strategy.  And played completely at butt value.

[pisskop]

Seduced By The Handsome Physically Manifested Sound That Some People Hear As Yanny And Others Hear As Laurel


It might just be a metaphor for how far up our own asses we are.

[Eric Blank]

Ok, I am not terribly superstitious or anything, BUT--

At this facility, pretty much EVERY resident that reaches end of life/extreme dementia reports seeing a little boy and a little girl enter their rooms and playing/running down the hall.

Now, I remind you that this is from people who are no longer in their right minds, and so cannot report a complex narrative.

This is a phenomenon my mother reported at a couple different nursing homes she worked at. Residents who never talked to one another would report the same experiences shortly before they died. Either there is a conspiracy between old timers too out of it to coherently ask for water to fuck with the nurses at the last minute, or theyre telling the truth. It would be nice to know what the fuck could cause multiple people over multiple years who arrived after one another had passed away being cared for by different people to report the same experience.

In a nursing home in our town we lived in in iowa it was always a cat. There were no cats in the building, in anyones rooms, recorded on any camera in the halls, or reported by any of the staff or visitors, windows were kept closed etc. But they said there was a cat in their room with them.

[Teneb]

Damn psychopomps never ask for permission. They should be prosecuted for taking away people without a licence.

[Dunamisdeos]

I mean, did the residents ever talk to each other about the common visions? If so, that could explain it if they expect to see it.

[Eric Blank]

Thats always a possibility yeah, and the one i always figured was the case, but they were always adamant these residents didnt get the chance to discuss it before they passed away, and other patients that knew them hadnt heard anything about it either. But that still doesnt account for the occasions where residents who had never met any other residents, being in different wings of the facility or years apart, reported these experiences, which is the really odd part.

[Kagus]

Ah, but how often do the staff members talk about it?

[Dunamisdeos]

The real question is how often do the spectral children talk about it.

[pikachu17]

Any chance there are actual children somewhere near the place, and then they later hallucinate the children they actually saw earlier?

[Dunamisdeos]

What if there are actual polterkids there, but then the residents are just hallucinating the ghosts they saw earlier that day?

[Mathel]

And what if there is a cause, be it a consistant magnetic field or actual ghosts, but only people with damaged enough brains see the halucinations/ghosts, because they do not realise they are halucinating.