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[Parsely]

inb4 physics proves that the universe is in fact a holographic projection on a 2d plane, and the flat earthers say they were right all along.

somewhat relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjA_sC4bCAM

[martinuzz]

In China, civil servants will take up residence with muslim families, to teach them the Chinese language and national anthem, and to look if there are extremists amongst the family.
Imagine waking up one morning and finding a civil servant sleeping next to you.

[Yoink]

Woke up with a cold neck. I dunno if this is "normal" but between this and the occasional icy wind one has to walk through it's as though the weather this autumn is intentionally trying to force me to start wearing a scarf. Yuck. :<

[pikachu17]

Are you in the Southern Hemisphere, or is one of us a time traveler, because you never know in Bay12.

[TamerVirus]

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*

[pisskop]

Went to a job interview.
I know I just got a new one, but they called me with one I was too interested not to go to.

Its above my current level, but below it in terms of quality.  IDK, do I go after the technically better but probably lower-quality job or stick to the higher quality workplace with the lower title?

[Teneb]

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*

Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.

[Hanslanda]

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*

Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.

Space and direction are based on relative perceptions from human scientists. There is no up. No north. There are two magnetic poles to this planet, one positive and one negative. We simply quantify the positive pole as up and pretend that the universe makes sense, while it ignores our parochial obsession with what is up on a mote of dust floating around a ball of fire at an axial tilt, while the ball of fire rotates around the galactic center at its own arbitrary axial tilt.

Science, bitch. Cuz the concept of God doesn't make you feel small enough.

[Kagus]

But, but, polar flip...

[Baffler]

Wrong thread.

[Bumber]

I know very well what elderflower tastes like, my dad  made elderflowerade almost every summer for my whole childhood. It doesn't taste like it smells.

Because it smells like cat piss.

Did that make your father smell of elderberries?

[Rolan7]

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*

Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.

North is not up and East is not right (except in Milwaukee, Wisconsin  that night...)

[Teneb]

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*

Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.

Space and direction are based on relative perceptions from human scientists. There is no up. No north. There are two magnetic poles to this planet, one positive and one negative. We simply quantify the positive pole as up and pretend that the universe makes sense, while it ignores our parochial obsession with what is up on a mote of dust floating around a ball of fire at an axial tilt, while the ball of fire rotates around the galactic center at its own arbitrary axial tilt.

Science, bitch. Cuz the concept of God doesn't make you feel small enough.

See, you can't handle the truth, you gotta make up reasons why South is not up.

But deep down, you know: South is up.

[Tack]

In China, civil servants will take up residence with muslim families, to teach them the Chinese language and national anthem, and to look if there are extremists amongst the family.
Imagine waking up one morning and finding a civil servant sleeping next to you.

Woah

[Hanslanda]

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*

Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.

Space and direction are based on relative perceptions from human scientists. There is no up. No north. There are two magnetic poles to this planet, one positive and one negative. We simply quantify the positive pole as up and pretend that the universe makes sense, while it ignores our parochial obsession with what is up on a mote of dust floating around a ball of fire at an axial tilt, while the ball of fire rotates around the galactic center at its own arbitrary axial tilt.

Science, bitch. Cuz the concept of God doesn't make you feel small enough.

See, you can't handle the truth, you gotta make up reasons why South is not up.

But deep down, you know: South is up.

You know what is great about Australia?

Nothing.



But no seriously this is a joke. Australia is fucking awesome.